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the word to end the universe, when this word is spoken the end times will begin
D: someone stole my cookies
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D: dammit bagel now the world is ending
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Feline Derangement Syndrome (FDS)

Feline Derangement Syndrome

A behavioural and psychological condition most commonly observed in certain rural/suburban men (frequently self-identified "rednecks" or "bogans) characterised by an obsessive, disproportionate hatred toward domestic cats, especially outdoor or stray ones.

Core symptoms include:
- Referring to all cats as " invasive murder machines" while simultaneously defending or participating in far more destructive activities and ignoring science.
- Posting photo of themselves shooting, trapping or harming cats while captioning them with phrases like "protecting muh songbirds" or "doing nature a favor". They usually have pit bulls they train to kill anything on sight.

- Having unusually strong emotional reactions to the mere sight of a cat sitting on a fence
- Insisting that cats are single-handedly causing ecological collapse while ignoring habitat loss, climate change, industrial agriculture, etc
- Frequently displaying classic small-penis-adjacent overcompensation behaviours (loud utes , giant lifted tires, guns)
- Unresolved and poorly sublimated mommy issues that appear to transfer onto any small, independent, vaguely feminine-coded animal that doesn't obey commands
- low IQ usually left school at Year 8

Typical associated phrases:
- "The only good cat if a dead cat”
- "I love all animals, except cats
- "My wife left me and took the kids or I can’t find a girlfriend but at least I can still take my inadequacies and hate out on a 4lb cat”
"That guy with the mullet and lifted F-150 keeps posting about how cats are ecological terrorists is classic case of Feline Derangement Syndrome (FDS)”

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1. Typing fdsa 4 times.
2. You are very bored, very bored indeed.
3. You are just curious what urban dictionary has to say about this word.
"fdsafdsafdsafdsa," Mr. Smith typed, as his mom entered the room. "Hey, Mr. Smith!" His mom was going to invite him to dinner, but when she saw what Mr. Smith was doing, she brought out her phone and searched up "how to put a child up for adoption."

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how the fuck did you find this word
i must have been tripping balls to find fdsasdrgearwgf in a dictionary
fdsasdrgearwgf by LargeBong46 December 8, 2020
asdfasdf backwards is fdsafdsa. you very bored and think: "oh! no one has typed in this!" just to see that I WAS FIRST. seriously, nobody had typed in a definition before me.
ugh, there is nothing that people haven't searched yet. I know! I'll type in asdf. oh, many people have tryed. what about backwards? typing in fdsafdsa. -_- there truly is nothing people have not tryed.
fdsafdsa by le li March 18, 2021

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the act of spamming your keyboard randomly when board in school
wow she just kjssssajjbdsgbkjsjgmsv fdsmkmdlamglkmaflkmgalmv tkdbafm b f fmdd fmf fmfmf fmvrejqmfkfmrelrelkmfrklmfkmrkmklrmlkmr
Random keystrokes you type to test your keyboard/internet connection (i.e. google search)/other crap.
fdsf by drigish May 26, 2011