faposaurus

1- A compound word, from the verb "to fap" (masturbate) and the noun "saurus" (lizard), used to describe a male who jerks his salami with comical frequency

2- Another word for idiot

I'm surprised that faposaurus hasn't gotten caught yet.

Shut up, you stupid faposaurus

by Batrastard April 19, 2003

fapscination

Masturbation centered around a single individual, be it a spouse, partner, or current or past source of internet fap material.

Ah yes, Kelligrl; you and I shared a mutual fapscination for her luscious locks years ago...

by BeatleJWOL September 7, 2009

Fapooing

The process of updating Facebook, while in the bathroom, on the toilet, or while pooing.

This usually happens at work where you can take private time to comment on Facebook happenings.

This does not exclude checking e-mail (personal) or any other web browsing in general.

"Sorry I am late to the meeting, I was Fapooing."
"Anyone seen Bob?" "He is probably Fapooing."

by 7&7 August 18, 2011

Fapsher

Someone who faps constantly and has the last name of absher.

I saw Fapsher sitting in his desk and boy was he letting loose.

by Timmy Royal January 2, 2013

fapstinence

The practice of abstaining from masturbation

Catholic Mom: I'm so proud of your fapstinence so far. I'm so glad we got you that fapstinence cross.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.

by caljstac August 30, 2014

Cross Fados Barbados

The act of getting both shit faced and high as balls at the same time. Although the phrase is not known to originate in Barbados, it is known to frequently occur there.

Guy 1: Let me rip that bong
Guy 2: You're already pretty faded, are you sure?
Guy 1: Cross Fados Barbados dawg!!!

by Jamslam2 November 24, 2021

Fapsize

To masturbate so vigorously that one loses one's balance. A portmanteau of fap and capsize.

Man I was polishing the wedding tackle in the shower and just when i was about to chuck the muck I fapsized! Almost killed myself!

by Vec September 19, 2012