erectorious

1. An event so great in magnitude as to cause an erection.
2. having or possessing an elated feeling which could cause an erection.

1. That concert last night was erectorious.
2. She's so erectorious.

by D money^3 December 20, 2008

erectomagnificant

something u like so much that a slight mention of said thing and u get a raging roaring boner and then blue balls.

jack: i love music so much... omg i just got so hard!!! shit!!! my nuts!!!
cory: dude that isnt cool....

by samuel adams January 28, 2005

Erectom

The overly worn exceptionally available inverted cock catcher. If pulled inside out or"pink socked" will be the exact shape of the last cock or 200 that had the hardly fortunate oppertunity to give a shot at smashing a ass completely flat. But this ass is no stranger to the game insuring try after try and fail after fail.

This dude or chick or whatever the fuck they wanna identify as erectom got wet hard and ready soon as I walked in the to commence the anal smashing!!!

by Mufasa meek September 26, 2018

Erectophobia

The fear of having a noticeable erection in public.

I have erectophobia everytime I go out with my girlfriend.

by Ultimatefuckboi February 22, 2015

erectronics

Electronic technology whose purpose is to enhance penile erection.

This electronic cock-vibrator uses state-of-the-art erectronics!

by Omniverse March 28, 2003

electoral college

Bull shit idea that makes it so the person who won the popular vot, usually doesn't become president.

Hey Gore won the popular vote! But we're still stuck with Bush!

by Sam April 4, 2005

erectomy

the process by which your erection is demolished by viewing an undesirable

Cooter was so hard then saw the pic of Wren and had a full blown erectomy, so sad.

Be careful when searching for porn or you may come across a photo that will give you a killer erectomy and gross you out.

Rex was horny, saw that tranny pic and suffered an erectomy!

by Penelope Storm August 5, 2012