Earth Dragon

When a man fully burried in sand or dirt gets fully erect causing his penis to emerge from the earth like a dragon.

Dude, yesterday I got burried and out of no where I got an earth dragon.

by yoloswagger42069 January 14, 2014

die, earth bitches

The war cry of our new alien robot overlords. Humans use it sarcastically when frustrated.

"Steve in Accounting just told me to unplug my computer and all its peripherals. Isn't that an IT thing? DIE, EARTH BITCHES!"

by JormanThoad March 7, 2017

google earthing

What I do when I have nothing else to do. I have no life. I mostly look for abandoned airports.

I have some time to kill, I think I will go google earthing.

by kginatl September 13, 2008

all ears

Listening carefully; keenly attentive.

You listen with your ears, so if you are 'all ears' your entire being is listening to someone speak.

I was all ears as Svet told me his exciting story.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

Flat Earth Society

A group of stupid wankers that are so stupid, they think the earth is a flat disc

Son: Hey dad, I've joined the flat earth society
Dad: I have no son

by OliverTheNerd May 19, 2018

Scorched Earth Policy

When you go to war with someone and decide that you do anything to win even if that means destroying your own resources so that they can't use them. It refers to the a strategy whereby a defensive retreating military will destroy the resources (food supply, bridges, water, power sources) to assure that the advancing opposing military cannot use them.

Scorched Earth policy: "If we go to war, I will use enact a scratched earth policy."

by Chereb September 22, 2018

Planet Earth

The poor little planet that has to suffer from the actions that us humans do every day

Poor planet Earth, has to suffer from the disease

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017