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Ear Date Rape

When a loud YouTube ad comes on unexpectedly during an otherwise pleasant ASMR video. The scariest thing about ASMR videos are the ads; you never know when they are coming and how loud they'll be . It's like being raped by someone you trust.
ASMRSafeSpaceLady: Do you like when I touch your ears?
PTSD Survivor: Wow this is so relaxing and therapeutic

Unexpected Toyota Ad: WHOA OH, OH OH, OH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PTSD Survivor: OMG Ear Date Rape. Whyyy? I trusted you!*passes out; ears bleeding*
by mrteabaggervance March 1, 2017
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its something that makes your ears die
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Ear Rape
(verb)

when a male takes his penis and tries to force it to another's ear. It is not meant to give pleasure; It is meant for torture and pain. It's meant for a male to hurt someone and its rape only into the ear. The person getting it forced into the ear can be another male or a female. Ther male forcing it into the ear could also be a shemale
R: Did you hear about that 16 year old lady who was ear raped by that 55 year old man?!

T: Yeah! I can't believe it! It must've hurt a lot and I hope shes okay.
by BVBSixx June 21, 2014
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Literally the loudest thing you can listen to
Damn Roman, how did you make my ears bleed?

All I did was play coconut mall earrape while you were sleeping
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The act of destroying someones ears with a song that has been distorted and bass boosted
Someone made an Earrape version of goosebumps by travi$ scott that fucking destroyed my ears
by Xxxxxxxxxtentacion June 12, 2017
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(e.g.) Rex is so being Earraped right now by listing to tht homo fag sing
by nomorebieber September 30, 2010
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Earrape

True Friend by Hannah Montana blasting over the high school speakers to a volume that is beyond comprehension
I'm so lucky that I've found
*earrape intensifies*
A TRUE FRIEND
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