by That’s my pie September 7, 2020

The immediate erection when it is the end of your job or school. Your brain gives you an erection because it knows you will watch porn and masturbate when you get home.
Guy 1: I can finally get home.
Guy 2: Wait, are you going to watch porn and masturbate?
Guy 1: Yes, how did you know?
Guy 2: Well because you have Erectile endfuncntion.
Guy 1: Oh cool.
Guy 2: No, it's not cool.
Guy 2: Wait, are you going to watch porn and masturbate?
Guy 1: Yes, how did you know?
Guy 2: Well because you have Erectile endfuncntion.
Guy 1: Oh cool.
Guy 2: No, it's not cool.
by SomeRandomSmartAss February 14, 2014

Doctor:I have some bad news for you sir.
Male patient: Yes?
Doctor: you appear to be suffering from erectile disfunction
Male patient: Oh No
(this can only happen if you have a Willy)
Male patient: Yes?
Doctor: you appear to be suffering from erectile disfunction
Male patient: Oh No
(this can only happen if you have a Willy)
by Juanita Green October 13, 2021

When male gendered individuals think that they are tall, firm, and stout but always fall short because of sheer ignorance.
by Gollum May 25, 2006

A condition many lesser males suffer from. It causes an inability to get it up. Makes the pineal area flaccid.
by Homeslicelover33 October 7, 2022

When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:
- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys
.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys
.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?
Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.
Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..
Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.
Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..
by TerryCowboy December 26, 2018

by GoddessGhost November 30, 2018
