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The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018
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drive-by wi-fi

Attempting to access unsecured wireless networks whilst driving slowly through residential neighbourhoods
1. Peter gets very annoyed when he spends time at his parent's home where there is no internet access. He has to check email by drive-by wi-fi.

2. "Honey, I've been monitoring usage of our wireless broadband and it seems... WE'VE HAD A BL**DY DRIVE-BY WI-FI!!!"
by germie February 22, 2007
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drivers license

- Dude did you hear that new song Drivers License ??

- Yea bro, ngl i cried.
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drive stay

Jake Paul trying to be funny so he doesn’t look like a little pussy
It’s called a drive by not a drive stay.
by anonymous December 15, 2020
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Drake and Drive

Just like drinking and driving except you blast Drake's emotional music in your car and you end up at your ex's house without knowing it.
Friend: What the hell were you doing last night? I found this box of tissues in your car.

Me: I had to Drake and Drive last night. I ended up at Michelle's house crying my eyes out.

Friend: Damn...lol
by Nutella222222 January 22, 2014
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Adam Driver

Actor well-known for playing Kylo Ren in the Star Wars sequel trilogy and Adam Sackler in HBO's Girls.

Often picked on owing to his large nose and ears.

Has been married to Joanne Tucker since 22nd June 2013, whom he met whilst at Juilliard. Owns a dog named Moose, cross of a pit bull terrier and Rottweiler.

Founder of the charity Arts in the Armed Forces and former Marine.
Adam Driver has a majestic nose.
by EvilBrokovich July 17, 2016
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porn drive

portable device for transporting and storing an entire porn collection
7 or more just like with stiff cock length the porn drive needs to be 7 or more gigs to hold one matroska compressed HD dvd porn disc

the more surface area the better for hard drive porn drive storage and boners. The more stiff boner surface area the more nerves for orgasm either naked at the computer or balls deep into a girl preferably her contraceptive ass.
by horns of you January 26, 2013
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