Douchey Dick

A soapy penis; when soap is used instead of lube.

Bob: So how was the one night stand last night?

Paul: It was great. I hit her with the douchey dick while in the shower.

by Holy balls of fire August 23, 2018

Non-douchey

A rare trait in a tall white male trial advocate

"You can stand there and make up arguments off the top of your head and look non-douchey. Do you know how rare that is?"

by Chuck2311 February 21, 2017

douchey shit

(n)one who is a 'douche' and a 'shit' combined; an 'asshole'; a heartless person; a shit particle caught in a douche.

#1: i feel like a douchey shit for treating you like that.
or
#2: How could you cheat on me you DOUCHEY SHIT!

by Hopscotch Jones April 9, 2009