the door test

From Chazz Palmentieri's "A Bronx Tale":

"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her."

"Just like that?"

"Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."

Julies a keeper, she passed the door test.

by schmex May 18, 2005

sock on door knob

Means we're fucking don't come in.

Tod is I'm there.
No don't go in there is a sock on door knob.
Oh ok tod is getting a little lucky.

by fitzy_2v May 30, 2016

Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

A metaphor for: "I think you should leave. Do not pause or delay while you are leaving." Generally used when the addressed has been complaining about circumstances that the listener doesn't agree with. It comes from a time when doors were on spring hinges and if you paused in the doorway while exiting, the door would spring closed behind you and hit you on the backside.

"This place stinks. I am too qualified to be here."

"Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out."

by MBA08 March 3, 2007

all-american boy next door

The American boy that fights off bullies, gets Valedictorian, and gets voted Student Body President.

After he fought off the bully, he started to look like an All-American Boy Next Door kinda guy.

by MMintGum April 11, 2017

Lifetime of Silence, Behind the Green Door

This is a military patch originating from the 504th flight test squadron, operating out of Groom Dry Lake, and Los Alamos AFB. Most of these projects are classified, and bearers of this patch are prohibited from discussing their occupation, hence, "A Lifetime of Silence". In a 1930's novel and a 1980's pornographic film, they both have green doors that a character cannot gain access to. In addition, the military, and most banks, use green vaults. So, the Green Door could be referencing that there are secrets that the public dosen't have access too. The true meaning of this patch is currently classified, and most likely will not be declassified in our lifetimes.

A lifetime of silence, behind the green door is the motto of the 504th Flight Test Squadron...

by AFC. Stanoff October 22, 2012

four door

automobile with four passenger doors

He had to give up his Mustang for a four door when the kid was born.

by cranburypeach December 21, 2019

deuce door

Commonly used to describe the asses of particularly attractive females, this term has been developed by an innovative group of retail managers checking out the asses of attractive customers. It could be considered a slang word for where one might want to put their genitalia during a sexual encounter.

"Did you see the deuce door on that girl?"
"Man, I would totally throw it in her deuce door!"

by HBros8246 August 9, 2009