The state of being in a "just living" phase whilst serial playing Dota 2 for an undefined period of time, completely oblivious to what's going on around you or your humanly needs. Dotastasis can be deadly if induction is accidental and no source of hydration is within arms length. Typically Dotastasis can last anywhere from 6 hours to 1 week.
Person A: Hey, have you heard from Zain recently?
Person B: Nah, I think he's in Dotastasis again.
Person A: Bloody Dota, why can't he play a good game like League....
Person B: Nah, I think he's in Dotastasis again.
Person A: Bloody Dota, why can't he play a good game like League....
by OccupyMajina September 15, 2016
Get the Dotastasis mug.Dota is a custom map for warcraft III, the most popular version being DotA Allstars, which is for Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne. DotA is a generally exciting game, with many comebacks, twists and turns. It is a hero based game, with each player controlling a single hero and working as a team to destroy the enemy team's base. This game does have a few problems however. One of the major problems is the high learning curve. It is extremely difficult to get good at the game, which scares many players away. The other problem is a lack of balance, although this has improved with recent versions. The problem with balance is that some heroes (which are randomly selected with the popular -ar mode) are generally better than others, causing in-game controversy over "stacked teams." Most of the criticisms of DotA are spawned from these problems, and most DotA haters are victims of these short comings. Another problem with DotA, one that can not be controlled by Ice Frog (the current maker of DotA Allstars), is that of laggers and leavers. Laggers, being people who have a slow internet connection, often make a game of DotA difficult, and generally no fun. That is why DotA players are so hard on them. Leavers ruin more games than anything else, though. A leaver is someone who leaves the game before it is over, mainly because they are losing, or something ridiculously unbalanced is going on. Some of the criticisms of DotA players themselves are that they spam, are too aggressive, and that they are arrogant. These stereotypes primarily come from people who have not played DotA enough to fully understand it. DotA players take their games seriously, so naturally when something that does not maximize their play time, or is ruining their game, they react in the only way they can. These reactions often appear to be excessive to people who are new to the game. All in all, DotA is a fun game that, once it is mastered, can be extremely fun, and even addictive.
Gamer 1: Dota is teh pwnage. Last night was great my team and I pwned these noobs so hard...
Gamer 2: Dude thats leet!
Me: OMFG I l<3ves me some DotAs!!!
My friend: Wtf is dota? Is it like a game or something?
Gamer 2: Dude thats leet!
Me: OMFG I l<3ves me some DotAs!!!
My friend: Wtf is dota? Is it like a game or something?
by thededone January 11, 2008
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Most guys who play computer games, and in specific Warcraft 3, will be playing DotA.
It is a custom made map made by IceFrog.
A reason for a guy to leave his girlfriend for a bit. Generally, a bit equals to sixty minutes.
Most guys who play computer games, and in specific Warcraft 3, will be playing DotA.
It is a custom made map made by IceFrog.
A reason for a guy to leave his girlfriend for a bit. Generally, a bit equals to sixty minutes.
Kevin: "Dude.. Homework is a drag. Let's go DotA."
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Vee: "Hahaha, so what're you doing?"
Kevin: "Hmm... Can I call you back in about ... sixty minutes?"
Vee:"... You're dota-ing aren't you."
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Vee: "Hahaha, so what're you doing?"
Kevin: "Hmm... Can I call you back in about ... sixty minutes?"
Vee:"... You're dota-ing aren't you."
by DYktSPEC February 5, 2009
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Get the Dotard mug.The nickname Donald Trump insists on being called when he is being fucked by porn stars, Ivanka, Tiffany, Kim Jong Un, and his bae Putin.
Ivanka: Oh daddy, grab my tits harder with those tiny hands - I think I'm cumming!
Donnie: Call me Daddy Dotard! My penis is small enough already without you killing the mood!
Kim Jong Un: Get over here dotard, I'm gonna fuck you in your fat ass again!
Donnie: Please call me Daddy Dotard rocket man, it makes me cum harder
Kim Jong Un: Trumptard piece of shit. No Red Hen for you!
Donnie: Call me Daddy Dotard! My penis is small enough already without you killing the mood!
Kim Jong Un: Get over here dotard, I'm gonna fuck you in your fat ass again!
Donnie: Please call me Daddy Dotard rocket man, it makes me cum harder
Kim Jong Un: Trumptard piece of shit. No Red Hen for you!
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 15, 2018
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