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Ass-Wiper's Dilemma

Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...
What will it be? Let's...plan ahead for the Ass-Wiper's Dilemma.
by YAWA March 11, 2019
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dible

1. the feeling of being slapped in the face with a bloody tampon.

2. the satisfied feeling after performing a dirty sexual act.
Mary was simply dible after masturbating to Carl's buttercups.
by courtney paige August 24, 2006
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Whore's Dilemma

The business issues related to not demanding payment up front and by allowing a customer to set a price after services are rendered.

A classic red flag in the services industry.

In sex work this tends to be more of an issue for semi-pros and "friendly gals" looking to pick up some extra cash than it is for genuine mercenary hookers.

The phrase is commonly applied to any service business where there is no product that can be returned (house cleaning, tree surgery, psychotherapy, hot dog vending, midwifery, meth dealing, lap dancing, wedding singing, etc)

From a customer perspective the value of a service is worth less after it has been delivered.

Being asked to do something on the basis that you will be paid according to the customer's view of the value afterwards.

A man in a titty bar will pay $300 for a ten minute hands-off pants-up lap dance after three vodka-redbulls and an hour or two of watching T&A.
If the same dancer meets him after work instead and screws him at a motel and asks for a tip afterwards he'll notice that she has a caesarean scar and that her boobs are a little lopsided and she wouldn't let him touch her hair and her teeth are kinda yellow and besides... she liked it too. and offer her $50 bux.

(conversely, getting a customer to set a price before service and pre-pay or contract to pay that price can often benefit the service provider. People tend to inflate the value of services they hope to acquire)
"When I do emergency tech work I let the customer pay what they think the service was worth after I fix the problem, but I avoid the whore's dilemma by making it clear that their level of monetary appreciation will determine the priority I give them when responding to future emergencies."
by Phineas T January 19, 2009
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Dileep

1. To lose something of great importance an infinite number of times
2. To lose something of great importance....then find it once it is worthless
Aw man! I dileeped my baby! O wait! Here's its tombstone....
by smurphy1 January 16, 2009
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Diglett

When you desperately need to drop a log but have to hold it. The shit pops in and out of your ass like an invisible tug of war is being waged.
The name is based upon the Pokémon named Diglett
"Get out my fucking way I'm Digletting"
"Mom drive quicker I got me a Diglett"
by Wyrmwood May 24, 2015
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Dilen

A famous indian name.

Legendary surname of super cool persons with stunning good looks and kick ass skills. Traits associated with such persons include, incredibly great timing and luck, the ability to draw all attention in the room, the ability to evoke emotions such as love/lust at first sight, and the ability to hypnotize you and make a groupie out of you.....(beware)

Skills include, SUPER OMEGA DEATH PUNCH and FLAMING SIDEWAYS (10X BETTER THAN CHUCK NORRIS'S) HYPER KICK
Although Dilen is a surname it will most often overshadow any other name in conjunction with it.
"dude dont fkk with that guy...he will Dilen your ass up"

"....aww dude that chick is a total hottie...but shes a Dilen....way out of my league..."

"did you see that hot ass hunk? What a fkkn Dilen....(sighs)"

person 1: "hi, my names David Dilen"

person 2: "WOW, thats a bad ass last name man, can I just call you Dilen?"
by Michael Shaft April 22, 2011
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dialed

"Dude, you are dialed."
by Bill Harde December 18, 2004
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