Digletting 

when you are dead under the ground and god gives you a boner popping your dick out of the ground making it digletting then someone walks past with a bone out of the ground and then the girl shoves her vagina in the bone bringing you back to life then jizz all over her face to die again

yo dawg Im digletting on this girl hardddd

Digletting by pokemon boner master May 28, 2019

Digletting 

The act of needing to defecate so bad that fecal matter actually peaks out of the anus much like the pokémon Diglett does when he peaks his head out of a hole. It can be spontaneous as well.

It usually happens at social events or in places where a bathroom is not readily available.

To dugtrio is when the same event occurs but with three turds peaking at once.

It can be extremely painful if constipated, as well as humiliating.

Can cause unwanted stains.

I was at this expensive restaurant the other day with this super gorgeous chick when I felt a wambling in my stomach, followed by a sharp pain in my anus. I got up to go to the restroom and realized I was totally digletting.

Bob was desperately waiting to go to the restroom after eating 5 bowls of chili when he realized that he had just digletted his pants.

So I find myself in a white suit at an exclusive party. Then a gust of freezing air hits me and I lose control of my bowels, which caused me to diglet.

Digletting by El Ffawfrans May 6, 2013

self-digesting 

When you have sent a friend out to buy food and they take their time, leaving you waiting, starving hungry.

Dude, why is Mike taking so long with the take-aways? I'm self-digesting!

self-digesting by Yogs March 31, 2007

Pigletting 

Another word for pegging. If you use a strap-on to fuck a boy. Often seen in porn

A: how was your date?

B: after the coffee she pulled out a strap-on. She wanted to do pigletting. I ran away the moment she turned around.

A: why? It's one of the best feelings ever.

Pigletting by 9gaggers_are_virgins December 24, 2017

Dipsettington 

To be existing in a portal followed by the act of moving to another portal.

Yo let’s hit the dipsettington to the market

Dipsettington by Deeeeeemer February 17, 2019

pigletting 

To piglet one's partner is to stuff them with food: lemons, apples, limes, rosemary, thyme, cranberries, etc. When engaging in the sexual act of pigletting, it is suggested that one is hung upside down over a low heat fire, and slowly rotated. When such position becomes unbearable, your piglet is ready. Enjoy.

Sam: "hey babe ;) do you wanna try pigletting tonite?"
Olivia: "Yes! Ill be your dirty little piglet! Just remember, I am allergic to lime!"

pigletting by YourDirtyLittlePiggy October 5, 2022

Digesting Plastics 

A fun experience that will change your life forever.

I digesting plastics on a regular basis

Digesting Plastics by Robdobalina21 October 5, 2023