He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.
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Get the magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair mug.It is the most divine of numbers as it is everything you know. It has so much meaning. Everybody knows the meaning of nine, as it comes from within oneself. Perhaps most perplexing is the meaning of divine. What is more divine than brotherhood? Several dudes doing dude things. However for most, these things are not divine. When one says that 9 is divine, know that they are within a brotherhood with a strong bond that will never fade due to the knowledge hidden behind this number.
Mary: I walked past someone today spouting about how "9 is divine". What a fucking weirdo.
John: No, that man is apart of something bigger than himself.
Mary: What could that possibly mean?
John: No, that man is apart of something bigger than himself.
Mary: What could that possibly mean?
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Dividing by zero is the biggest epic fail known to mankind. It is a proven fact that a succesful division by zero will constitute in the implosion of the universe.
You are dividing by zero there, Johnny. Captain Kirk is not impressed.
Divide by zero?!?!! OMG!!! Epic failzorz
Divide by zero?!?!! OMG!!! Epic failzorz
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Get the divide by zero mug.the line that runs down your balls and continues towards your ass hole that seperates your right and left sack. it looks like your nut sack has been sewn together.
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Get the divineguise mug.1. A song by the band Shinedown off their 2nd Album, "Us & Them." The longest song on the record, featuring a trippy guitar solo and sticking to the album's Southern Rock sound.
2. A slang term for LSD, comes from an interpretation of the song's meaning as the guitar solo represents the "trip."
2. A slang term for LSD, comes from an interpretation of the song's meaning as the guitar solo represents the "trip."
1. Dude, did you listen to that song, Lady So Divine? That guitar solo was trippy!
2. I've got a date tonight with my Lady So Divine.
2. I've got a date tonight with my Lady So Divine.
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