A mental disorder commonly experienced by mental health professionals wherein an unshakable self-identification of being a giant sugary marshmallow ultimately complicates and disrupts their day-to-day routines.
Puffymallowdysphoria is frequently accompanied by extreme phobias of hot chocolate, fishing hooks, and people who love to make S'mores.
Additionally, sufferers of the disorder are obsessed with sexual fantasies about The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, also known as Mr. Stay-Puft. The fictional character from the Ghostbusters franchise frequently appears to those who acquire puffymallowdysphoria in various BDSM scenarios. Usually as a giant, leather clad, horny marshmallow.
The DSM-5 defines puffymallowdysphoria as a currently untreatable disorder. Citing the reason for no existing form of treatment as, "those who acquire the disorder of puffymallowdysphoria are the mental health professionals responsible for treating puffymallowdysphoria and other related imaginary illnesses."
Puffymallowdysphoria is derived from the Greek words ζαχαρωτό μαρσμέλοου meaning marshmallow and the Dothraki word "δύσφορος (dysphoros), meaning a profound state of unease. In Ewokese the disorder is defined as puffy-mallow-head and is believed to be caused by neurotic thoughts about a persons self importance.
Puffymallowdysphoria is frequently accompanied by extreme phobias of hot chocolate, fishing hooks, and people who love to make S'mores.
Additionally, sufferers of the disorder are obsessed with sexual fantasies about The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, also known as Mr. Stay-Puft. The fictional character from the Ghostbusters franchise frequently appears to those who acquire puffymallowdysphoria in various BDSM scenarios. Usually as a giant, leather clad, horny marshmallow.
The DSM-5 defines puffymallowdysphoria as a currently untreatable disorder. Citing the reason for no existing form of treatment as, "those who acquire the disorder of puffymallowdysphoria are the mental health professionals responsible for treating puffymallowdysphoria and other related imaginary illnesses."
Puffymallowdysphoria is derived from the Greek words ζαχαρωτό μαρσμέλοου meaning marshmallow and the Dothraki word "δύσφορος (dysphoros), meaning a profound state of unease. In Ewokese the disorder is defined as puffy-mallow-head and is believed to be caused by neurotic thoughts about a persons self importance.
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A. Damn! That's the third psychologist I've lost to puffymallowdysphoria.
B. I'll get the graham crackers and chocolate.
A. Damn! That's the third psychologist I've lost to puffymallowdysphoria.
B. I'll get the graham crackers and chocolate.
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A mental illness wherein, you think you are a different species. This usually means loudly stating you are said animal every opportunity you get, being obsessed with anime, asking people to pet you, and talking in a cutesy manner. Almost exclusively wolves, foxes, horses, cats, and bunnies, and other cute mammals.
Notably, none of these individuals have enough confidence in their belief to go into the wilderness and live like the animal they repeatedly claim they are.
Notably, none of these individuals have enough confidence in their belief to go into the wilderness and live like the animal they repeatedly claim they are.
Tony: Wow what a hard day at work. I can't wait to eat my ice cream and wind down!
Jack: oh, sorry bro, i ate all the ice cream in the freezer.
Tony: UWU I'M A FOX AND IM VERY MAD. I WANT MY CREAMIES! COVER MY FOX FUR IN CREAMIES!
Jack: Oh no, you've contracted Species Dysphoria!
Jack: oh, sorry bro, i ate all the ice cream in the freezer.
Tony: UWU I'M A FOX AND IM VERY MAD. I WANT MY CREAMIES! COVER MY FOX FUR IN CREAMIES!
Jack: Oh no, you've contracted Species Dysphoria!
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The gender dysphoria industrial complex has sure manipulated our youth into believing that their bodies are so egregiously wrong that it’s surgically necessary to undergo voluntary meatball surgery.
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Person A: "Are you a girl or a boy?"
Person B: "I'm a girl but I want to be a boy."
Person A: "So you're transgender?"
Person B: "No, I have Gender Dysphoria"
Person B: "I'm a girl but I want to be a boy."
Person A: "So you're transgender?"
Person B: "No, I have Gender Dysphoria"
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Also known as: Code Dysphoria.
Also known as: Code Dysphoria.
Jeff to Himself: "I can't believe this code works, how is this even working? This doesn't make sense. This is not supposed to work. But then why doesn't this code work..."
Bob to Janet: "He is experiencing programming dysphoria"
Bob to Janet: "He is experiencing programming dysphoria"
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When a person spends so much time watching pornography, they begin thinking they have more fetishes than they actually do. This person usually starts out having only a few fetishes, but as they spend more and more time on porn, they start getting turned on by seeing a lot of other things.
This usually only happens if said person is addicted to pornography. If and when they get over this addiction, they also begin to realise that they don't really enjoy the kinks or fetishes that turned them on. They can also realise this by trying out the fetishes, not just watching and fantasising about them.
When a person spends so much time watching pornography, they begin thinking they have more fetishes than they actually do. This person usually starts out having only a few fetishes, but as they spend more and more time on porn, they start getting turned on by seeing a lot of other things.
This usually only happens if said person is addicted to pornography. If and when they get over this addiction, they also begin to realise that they don't really enjoy the kinks or fetishes that turned them on. They can also realise this by trying out the fetishes, not just watching and fantasising about them.
I thought I was into scat, but when I tried to eat my poop, I instantly lost my boner. I quickly realised I must have Fetish Dysphoria!
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