Disaporning

A very disappointing porn.

Wow that new Belle Delphine porn was very disaporning.

by Mr.Disaporning April 5, 2022

Distoria

1.) Being at peace with experiencing the human experience; to live a life that will never be re-experienced.

2.) To freely live a purposefully ardor life; to live as one pleases.

1.) "The woman found peace the day she accepted the spontaneity of her distoria."

2.) "The day they came out of the closet they started a life of distoria."

by gigglebean June 21, 2023

distortohead

A somewhat childlike sounding description of a person’s compromised mental state when they are clearly distorting things.

Well there’s no doubt, Dad, that you were suffering with a severe case of distortohead when you took us on that trip to the edge of Kilauea back in September of 2021!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2023

cognitive distortion

an instance in which our minds trick us into believing a falsehood, or something that is not true.

girl 1: i dont want to go to the party! everyone will laugh at my dress.
girl 2: you don't know that! you're jumping to conclusions; and that's a cognitive distortion.

by crestfallendays July 31, 2018

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

Distort Entetainment

A amazing Record label with the best bands in the world

Hey distort entertainment kicks ass eh!

by mitchell January 26, 2005

digatoru

A snowball fight which players can only wear their birthday suit.

The players were playing in a snowball fight when Hatch shouted out "Digatoru!"

by Hatcherfold August 3, 2011