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Disaster Chef 

Someone who thinks they are a fantastic cook , like someone on the TV show ' Master Chef ' but in reality they really suck at cooking ...
Disaster Chef by simodalcais January 22, 2011

disaster friend

Someone who you don't really know, but with whom you're friends on Facebook, and whose life is clearly falling apart. You continue reading their status updates out of morbid curiosity, and for the guilty pleasure of watching a slow-motion trainwreck.
"Hey, have you heard Becky's pregnant *again*? And that her fiancé just broke up with her? And that she's apparently now converting to scientology?"

"Who's Becky again?"

"I'm not sure, she's one of my disaster friends."

Disaster Femme 

Someone who you all fuck dearly... I mean love dearly :3
I want to get in Disaster Femme's pants! <3333333333333333333

Disaster Us 

Disaster Us is a punk band from New Jersey with members in Perth Amboy and Freehold. This three piece fucking shreds and releases records on their one label Attic Tan Records. Their style can be described as early 80's British influenced punk/hardcore. Very entertaining energetic, and angry, the band shows no signs of stopping. Fuck you.
Disaster Us is when you see a person you don't like and you say," You know what- fuck you asshole!"
Disaster Us by SolMental May 30, 2008

Disaster Party 

1) A Party that just sux
2) A Party dedicated to a significant event
3) A Party where the bradar has been sabatoged
4) A costume Party
Lumme: What are you dressing up as?
Aalto: An Airplane, u?
Lumme: an uninvited guest
Disaster Party by Foug April 27, 2003

disaster.com 

when your whole life has gone to shit.
disaster.com by tess April 23, 2006