by JDott March 09, 2016
A Clan Deets word.
The Jooyah Disaster was a fictional battle between Clan Deets and an unknown enemy, where Clan Deets was heavily wounded, and thus began thier "quest" into Deets every week to find and destroy the enemy.
"Kyle" AKA "Kyo", or "Kybes", pointed to a large messed-up spot of grass on the side of a hill as the scene of The Jooyah Disaster, but evidence shows that this was not a battle site, but instead a spot where "Scott", among other people, had taken a busted up chair and slid down the hill like it was a sled.
The Jooyah Disaster was a fictional battle between Clan Deets and an unknown enemy, where Clan Deets was heavily wounded, and thus began thier "quest" into Deets every week to find and destroy the enemy.
"Kyle" AKA "Kyo", or "Kybes", pointed to a large messed-up spot of grass on the side of a hill as the scene of The Jooyah Disaster, but evidence shows that this was not a battle site, but instead a spot where "Scott", among other people, had taken a busted up chair and slid down the hill like it was a sled.
"Never forget The Jooyah Disaster"
by Grand Master Yourik November 04, 2004
"We had to stop outside of Pheonix, no gas, no money, just a van full of liquor and electric guitars."
"Sounds like a recipe for disaster."
"Fortunately I have an insataible appetite for destruction."
"Sounds like a recipe for disaster."
"Fortunately I have an insataible appetite for destruction."
by righteous path August 19, 2009
Create Texas pipeline. Place in rectum and pop inside ass, creating mass destruction and plentiful orgasms
Person 1: Baby I love the feel of your shit in my ass. The thought of pooping your poop makes me so damn horny!
Person 2: I'm glad we finally found something we both share equally. And next time I want to felch you after I give you the BP Disaster.
Person 2: I'm glad we finally found something we both share equally. And next time I want to felch you after I give you the BP Disaster.
by LordBroseidon September 26, 2012
1.) The act of, moreso, the event when, one craps in their pants. Uncontrolably, with no warning, in public. With no hopes of a cover-up
"I knew i should have gave my explosive diaharrea another day, I was walking to the store and WHAM, disaster pants. I didn't even want to go home it was so bad. I think some actually wound up in my shoe."
by Thepeezy September 21, 2014
(noun)
the act of a prostate exam going extremely wrong and having the doctors finger permanently stuck in the patients anus
the act of a prostate exam going extremely wrong and having the doctors finger permanently stuck in the patients anus
Chipotle: Why is there a doctor walking behind you with his finger in your butt?
Kenny: prostate disaster
Chipotle: Oh, I dig
Kenny: prostate disaster
Chipotle: Oh, I dig
by Patioprimapes May 11, 2010
Maria: What do you think about Marcus?
Ariel: Well he's super sweet, makes me so happy, and just makes me smile. On the other hand, he's a douchebag, and just leads me on forever. Yet, I still love him. Eh, he's just such a beautiful disaster.
Ariel: Well he's super sweet, makes me so happy, and just makes me smile. On the other hand, he's a douchebag, and just leads me on forever. Yet, I still love him. Eh, he's just such a beautiful disaster.
by BeMyGenocide March 13, 2011