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dicksmash

n. being worthy of a direct strike to the temple by a large phalic object. Examples include an inflatable penis or banana.
"Holy crap! I can't believe you just did that... you are such a dicksmash!"
by Robert Ricochet September 24, 2005
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dicksuckers

1. In this plural form, a set of lips, usually connected to a loud-mouthed idiot, who insists on having his/her opinion heard, regardless of whether anyone asks for it or not.

2. Less likely plural definition; more than one dicksucker, being referred to as a group.With the word DICKSUCKER meaning a contemptable, or much disliked person. Not usually meaning one who literally sucks a dick.
Definition 1:
Ex. 1.: "Why don't you shut your dicksuckers!"

Ex. 2.: "With a set of dicksuckers like that, I bet you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose."

Definition 2:
Ex. 1.: "Those dicksuckers stole my John Lennon collection!"

Ex. 2.: "To hell with 'em. Those guys up at the office are a bunch of dicksuckers."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 5, 2010
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dicksuckers

Stop running your dicksuckers!
by spoiljstme March 20, 2015
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Dicksmith

One who has had much experience of dicks, and if a person has had a superior amount of experience of dicks they can be a member of The Guild Of Master Dicksmiths. This term can also be used to to offend someone verbally.
Hay Bri I was watching that band Silent Slave last night.

( Bri ) What were they like???

Not bad, but the lead guitarist is a real dicksmith
by Jodi Henson June 20, 2007
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Dickbump

1)adj.A demeaning phrase used to compliment someones thoughtless action.2)n.A sore on the penis caused by a herpes infection.3)v.To steal someone's prospective, initial meeting, with a person of the opposite sex.
1)Why did you do that? What a dickbump.
2)The herpes infection has caused a dickbump.
3)That fucker dickbumped that girl, right out from under my nose.
by Greg December 21, 2003
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Dickium

The element that makes ur pee-pee big
Person 1:That dickium make my pee-pee so big
Person 2: Dat gay
by FAT BOI XDDDDDDDDDD October 17, 2017
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Dicksmissive

When a man is being dismissive of something a woman says (because, you know, he's a dick).
John's comment of "Who fucking cares?" on Alana's Facebook post about sexual harassment at her workplace was totally dicksmissive.
by LaMaupin December 23, 2017
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