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Imagining that the worst possible things are going to happen regarding the future, over and over, until you totally freak yourself out.
Deena has been disasterbating about her big trip next week to Chicago. Now she's too scared to pack!
by LaMaupin February 22, 2014
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When a man is being dismissive of something a woman says (because, you know, he's a dick).
John's comment of "Who fucking cares?" on Alana's Facebook post about sexual harassment at her workplace was totally dicksmissive.
by LaMaupin December 23, 2017
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When a woman makes a great suggestion and the men around her pretend they were the ones who came up with it.

Based on the 1970s Sid & Marty Krofft kids TV show, Wonderbug. Every time the one female character, Susan Talbot, would suggest a brilliant solution to the group's problems, the two male characters would ignore her and then, moments later, pretend as if they were the ones who'd just had this brilliant idea and move forward with it.
"Every time we have a meeting at work, some dude is always wonderbugging my suggestions!"
by LaMaupin November 23, 2017
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