dickhand

To touch public surfaces after touching one's private areas, perhaps by utilizing the facilities, perhaps by self-pleasuring, perhaps by pleasuring someone else, without having the civil nature to wash one's hands first.

That Google guy dickhands the bathroom door every time. Why can't that guy wash his damn hands?

by Andrew Badera August 13, 2010

dickhands

When people do not wash their hands after pissing they have "dick hands"

Did you not wash your hands? You better not touch me with those dickhands.

by itsaduck October 14, 2016

Dickamnesia

When you haven't had the dick in so long that you forget if it was good or not.

Guy: You know you like this dick girl.
Chick: Actually it's been so long since we fucked, I have dickamnesia.

by Carmilythoughts May 9, 2018

Dicklamp

The type of person who gets turned on or off easily.

A slightly annoying though often funny person.

Damn, you been talking to Mel recently? What a dicklamp.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2018

Dickname

a nickname with an implied sexual innuendo in it

I give my girlfriend a dickname that I call her while we have sex

by Misty Spirit August 1, 2018

Dickhanding

When you inavertably shake someone’s hand after having fondled your balls for a little while.

After all of these questionable moments, I only just realize my superior has been dickhanding me everytime

by The_Dongler69 October 22, 2018

Dickhausted

Getting so much dick that you are physically and mentally exhausted.

After vigorous sexual escapades, Dorothy was dickhausted.

by Dorothy is dickhausted July 1, 2019