decrepit

Broken down with age.

The decrepit vagabond morosely and conspicuously spied on the young and tempting females from a distance.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Deceptionist

n. A receptionist whose job is actually to delay or block potential visitors. Ruthless with a polite, perfect smile.

The vice-president's office is guarded by Lisa, his deceptionist; she's almost impossible to get past!

by r1r1 August 1, 2008

deceptful

When your mother-in-law tries to say deceitful, but because she is uneducated and from downtown Detroit she says deceptful.

'Dem is being deceptful to me and taking the money.

by Erudition December 9, 2008

decept

v. To be deceived or lead someone to believe something other that the truth.

Josh realized what was going on and shouted "I've been decepted."

by Mad Hat November 5, 2009

Deceptadike

A female, Age is irrelevant who puts on a straight persona strictly to integrate themselves into a straight relationship for whatever the reason. Most likely for Money, Drugs, Food, Shelter and/or something of Materialistic value they don’t already posses.

Other reasons for this style of deception coming into play may be that you’re Strange, to Short and look like a Mario Bro.

It’s hard to diagnose @ times, but with lack of options on your side it’s usually a pretty clean break.

Then, once said goals are accomplished they transform like a decptacon and are ready for a hot yoga sesh with her long time calm slam.

Ryan: Wow, I cant believe after all these months my girls actually as gay as a prism.

Tyler: Yeah you really gotta watch out for those "Deceptadikes".

by KarmaMagna November 7, 2010

deceptacle

The place where you put something you didn't want to lose, the location of which you have now forgotten.

I had to buy a new pair of kid gloves; I must have put my old ones in the deceptacle.

by Wong C. Lee November 6, 2011

Decepticock

One who stuffs his pants to look like his genitalia is bigger than it really is.

She thought she was getting lucky but he turned out to be a Decepticock.

by C4pta1n Am3r1c4 February 6, 2015