dance

Movement to music which the 99.9 % of heterosexual men hate to do. Men only dance becasue girls/chicks/birds nag them to do it and occasionally with hold sex if they don't.

I fucking hate dancing but I want to get in this chicks pants so I better go dance with her.

I can only dance when I'm totally tanked.

I'd rather hang out at the back with the boys and drink rather than looking like a homo on dance floor.

by Dundasian February 6, 2005

dance

a euphemism for fucking that men use to lure girls into conversation, contact, and eventually intercourse. often used at a club or party

hey baby, you wanna dance?

by t-CONvict April 10, 2006

dancing

The act of wildly gesticulating like an ass in a vain attempt to attract someone of the opposite sex.

He took her dancing on their first date, and she dumped him that night.

by BrittOmnRex July 26, 2008

danced

Verb: A politically correct way to describe that you or someone else has made intimate contact with another person. (Useful in work environments)

I danced with your mom last night. We did the Horozontal Mambo. -or-
After getting drunk at the bar, Bill danced with that ugly bitch Jane on the couch downstairs.

by King of the dance floor. July 25, 2003

Dance

A leisure activity mostly performed by teenage girls that causes them turn in to annoying ass BITCHES.

GIRL:God She is a real bitch now.

OTHER GIRL:Yeah she started Dance last week.

by JEFF IS RACIST October 11, 2011

Dance To This

The Iconic moment of 2018 when Ariana Grande and Troye Sivan made a collab.

Girl- "I'm fucking obsessed with Dance To This dude!"
Girl 2- "Sameeeee"

by Mermaid Child July 20, 2018

Dance Dance Revolution

An arcade game frequented by people who look like they normally couldn't dance. DDR is--in fact--a form of dance (more or less). The arrows which guide the dancer in their steps face the four cardinal directions and can be stepped upon in numerous combinations of patterns. The key to the game is timing on the techno beat of your song of choice. Some of the most popular songs include: "Dam Dariam", "Butterfly", and "Healing Vision". Excellent dancers are known as "maniacs" and their dance performances reflect that title. Although originally intended for use in Japan, Americans secretly exported these DDR machines into their country until the game manufacturer, Konami, declared that exportation of DDR machines would be declared legal. If you play too much DDR, you will see arrows in your head every time you close your eyes over the course of the hour following gameplay.

Dance Dance Revolution is by far the greatest arcade game ever!

by Arrow May 8, 2003