the high-five downstairs

phrase alluding to a sexual act involving sexual acts involving the hands in and around the pelvic or anal regions while said person or partners are masterbating.
I walked in on my friend giving his professor "the high-five downstairs".
by Black Sherlock August 09, 2012
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Him Downstairs

The metro totem stick, has the incredible mutant ability to confuse people stupider than him. An emcee in the group DUMMEE PLUG. All around odd motherfucker.
Who's fondling those mannequines with lead paint popsicles? Must be Him Downstairs.
by GOD April 01, 2003
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To orally pleasure the fairer sex's bulbus part of the nether region, with one's tongue.
by someoddbloke December 20, 2019
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take my plate downstairs

A phrase used to escape awkward conversations or situations.
Jimmy: mind you shagged at that ugly burd.
Thomas: I need to take my plate downstairs.
by TomoC22 February 12, 2011
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Alright, everyone get your notebooks out because this is our term today because this means that shit gonna go down, "Son, come downstairs" can go out different ways depending on the race of your parent (usually its your mom) if your white your gonna have that shit like its peaceful mode on Minecraft because they would probably yell at you or something. ANY OTHER RACE OTHER THAN WHITES, NIGGA YOU BETTER START RUNNING FOR THE HILLS LIKE A RUNAWAY SLAVE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ABOUT TO DO A MORTAL KOMBAT MOVESET ON YOUR ASS ABOUT TO SEND YOU TO JESUS
IF MOM WAS WHITE

Mom: Son, can you come downstairs?

Timmy: Mom, what the hell do you want

Mom: Timmy, can you tell me why you just killed your teacher? Its a very naughty thing to do

Timmy: What kind of retarded question is that mom? I was doing that shit because I was in a depressed state because of my goddamn teacher assigning me to much fucking homework, you filthy bitch. This conversation makes me uncomfortable and you are bringing my anxiety levels up, mommy

Mom: Ok, son, just wanted to make sure, if the cops come here, remember daddy has his guns downstairs!

Timmy: Ok bitch

IF YOUR MOM WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHITE

Mom: Jamal Martin, get your ass down here before I drag it for you!

Jamal: Yes mom?

Mom: Why the fuck did I get a email from your teacher that you were misbehaving?

Jamal: Oh, its because of-

NEXT DAY

Timmy: Oh look, someone is on a milk cartoon!
by Niggainator January 02, 2023
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An expression used to inform someone they are behaving in a hyper or otherwise overactive manner (i.e. as in the metaphor “bouncing off the walls”) and your desire to have them tone it down a bit.
Marie: Upstairs, downstairs, please shut up!

Bobby: I’m sorry. Was I acting hyper again?
by The Captive Spirit September 12, 2010
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downstairs renovations

The adjustment or touching of ones penis &/or scrotum, usually when the penis &/or scrotum are being nurtured by underwear or some form of cloth. Preferably with a hand or hands. Usually to remove any pain, itch, uncomfortableness or general urge to grope one's self in the scrotum &/or penis. This act is usually carried out by the scrotum &/or penis's owner, or ones such partner, acquaintance, relative, friend etc. This occurs frequently whilst walking.
Bill: Pardon my hairy scrotum's attempt at escaping from my cloth. I'll just have to do some downstairs renovations.

Bob: That's alright fine chap, I know that feel, my scrotum isn't rather tame either.
by Yourmumsovaries June 05, 2014
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