Disney Channel

The gayest TV channel ever. No one should watch it.
Guess what? I watch MTV. You should try it too!

My input on some of the shows:
The Suite Life Of Zack and Cody: Dylan and Cole Sprouse are the gayest boys ever. And their show is dumb. It is not funny. It is sad and retarted.
Hannah Montana: HOLY CRAP! I HATE IT! I ALSO HATE MILEY CYRUS!
That's So Raven: Sad....very...sad. Gay...very...GAY!
I am sure that there are more, I just didn't feel like continuing the list. Well, now you know why Disney Channel is gay.

Disney Channel by tilatequilafan555 January 16, 2008

disney Channel

Crappy TV channel where people are afraid from falling down 2 inches and is more cheesy than every cheese factory in Wisconsin and ALWAYS FUCKING PLAYS A LAUGH TRACK EVERY 00000000000.1 SECOND

Person 1: that thing is as bad as disney channel
Person 2: Yes indeed

disney Channel by User010 March 4, 2021

Disney Channel

A Children's Program Network That Features It's Main Characters For That Network... Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Goofy, and Pluto! They Also Have A Movie Animation Called "Disney Pixars"

What Turns A 13 Year Old Girl On?
Disney Channel!

Disney Channel by Dill Kosh December 25, 2017

Disney Channel

Disney Channel is a 24-hour general entertainment television network in the United States that taps into the world of children through original series and movies, plus contemporary acquired programming. It is marketed to mostly young children. Currently available on basic cable and satellite, Disney Channel is part of Disney-ABC Cable Networks Group, a division of The Walt Disney Company. The network is based in Burbank, California, a short distance from Disney's headquarters. Disney Channel is slated to begin broadcasting in High-definition starting in early 2008.

Girl 1: "Do you like Disney Channel??"
Girl 2: "Yes the shows r great & positive."
Girl 1: "Kewl, me too"

Disney Channel by Mia B. June 12, 2007

Disney Channel

A channel that begins the acting careers of teens trying to make it in the business. Some might think it is "gay" but it is a good channel for upcoming stars.

It helps keep them grounded, and I believe that it is a good place to begin a career. The shows are unrealistic - but what's your point? If you want reality - stop wasting your time watching TV. Television is supposed to give a sense of escapism to the viewers, to somewhat take us into the life that is not real.

For example:
HANNAH MONTANA - Of course if you just put on a wig people will still know it's you, but this is for the purpose of entertainment people.

THAT'S SO RAVEN - She can't really see into the future, but who cares she's foolish and makes me giggle.

THE SUITE LIFE - Awesome show! That is so bias but I don't care. It is funny and has some very very nice eye-candy.

PHINEAS AND FERB - The stuff they do is not actually possible, but get over it!

Etc, etc

Person 1: Do you watch Disney Channel?
Person 2: Yeah sometimes
Person 1: Those shows are unrealistic
Person 2: Get over it. I like it and you don't have to.

Disney Channel by ShortyLovesSprouse January 14, 2009

Disney Channel

The Disney Channel is a good channel for a step away from crime and violence. A bit unrealistic, but rather innovative with futuristic shows, psychic children, and living in hotels. Aimed at middle and high school ages. Cartoons early in the morning is of course for the younger kids.

It appears to also be popular among women in their 20's and seem to relate to men, (or at least appear nicer to men) who also watch the channel or are versed in Disney. It makes them feel that that particular man is not an idot and can relate to innocence. (Kind at heart kind of stuff)

You watch the Disney Channel?

Why yes, I do

Really, I wouldn't have guessed that about you?

Why not?

I thought you were a jerk.

Disney Channel by MomentOfTruth November 3, 2008

Disney channel

A cringey tv channel that 8-12 years old watch and all the black people act white asf smh

You- my little sister watches Disney channel

Me - *no wonder she act like she got hit with some white out *~ whispers ~

Disney channel by Aesthetic Asshole July 20, 2018