dick wrestle

Similar to thumb wrestling however both contestants use their penis to settle a debate.

I dick wrestled Jeremy for the last slice of pizza.

by IconicOutlaw March 12, 2014

Jerry the dick

When a girl does some bullshit and you get back at her.

I can't give her Jerry the dick man, her friends are way older than me.

by Limonski January 17, 2020

Smoking Dick

A remark some one says to something outrageous

Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?

by ___Beauty August 17, 2016

Dick Tree

A guy who made a promise to grind at the first reactor in Final Fantasy VII, and even cheated on his girlfriend, only to fail to live up to his promise. He was also beat at his own promise by a guy named CirclMaster.

CirclMaster: Leveling to 99 in the first reactor is pointless and meaningless. So why do I do it? I do it to express my hatred, and more importantly my disdain, for Dick Tree. I do it to express the camaraderie I feel for those of us who have followed this topic for years

by BoomkittyFX October 1, 2020

Mediocre Dick Energy (MDE)

MDE is a complete lack of confidence and zest due to the fact that one is packing a small gun. Like conceal and carry, but for a baby. #babycock

This girl (siphoe) said she wanted a Hot Big Ben, but unfortunately I am packing Mediocre Dick Energy (MDE)

by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021

Dick swiging

Giving a blow job.

Wonda Wonderpig has a talent for dick swiging!

by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

dick 'er bun

Redneck way of saying "have anal sex with her".

"I don't know Billy Bob," Cletus said, "but lately mine and the ol' ladies sex life hasn't been so good."
"dick 'er bun!" Billy Bob exclaimed.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018