dicklexic

A disorder where things are done or read backwards all because you have dick on your mind.

For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....

"honey, your cock is to small for me..."

by Electronica Monica January 23, 2006

dickologist

One who knows and understands the dick and is able to treat the dick EXACTLY as it desires to be treated.

One who gives good/great/amazing head.

The mistress of blowjobs!

Art: So, how's the head?
Sam: That bitch is a dickologist!

by n2funsd February 3, 2010

dickpletz

When your package is wet and you dip your balls and cock in sugar so the whole things covered then have some sexy time with the bitch from the well.

Man, last night was fucking insane! I gave that bitch a dickpletz and cut dat pussy up.

by Pandy Goimalowe January 11, 2009

Dickless Bastard

Someone that gets caught talking shit about his friends and they cut off his penis.

"Mike is such a dickless bastard."

by yanks1194 June 5, 2009

dickhole

(1) One who is both an asshole and a dick, and who thereby acquires and exhibits the worst qualities of both.

(2) A detestably nasty person.

(3) The urethral opening.

You make my dickhole hurt, you dickhole!

by blenderpuppy February 26, 2004

dickhole

The urethra. The hole at the end of the dick.

I love my girlfriend's soapy handjobs in the shower, but later my dickhole burns like crazy.

by josh September 8, 2003

Dickless

1)No Balls
2)Someone who has no dick
3)Pussy little sissy boy

Bill, you are a "Dickless" coward, grow a dick.

Tim, you no balls fuck.. First things first. I know you have a dick, but you need to get a new one. Only this time, get one that has some balls attached to it.

by Jello December 17, 2004