cyclops

A short, anorexic, one-eyed creature often seen in black. This creature is extremely anti-social and easily confused. It has adapted over time, due to the fact that it happens to be missing an eye, and has now grown a thick lock of hair over its empty eye socket. Another defining characteristic of this creature is the extremely, unnaturally, large amounts of estrogen that it secretes.

that emo kid over there is a total cyclops o_O...lets cut his hair!!!

by JAKEisthenewBOB* April 3, 2010

cyclops meat clown

another name for your dick

little suzie's afraid of the circus because of the cyclops meat clown

by Rod Fury May 2, 2006

Portugese Cyclops

A sexual act in which one partner inserts his penis underneath the other's eyelid.

A: Why does Susan always wear that eyepatch?
B: About a year ago, I gave her the Portugese Cyclops.
A: High five!

by Oscitant September 27, 2011

The Cyclops Touch

The act of two men touching the eye's of their penises together while also staring lovingly into each others eyes

The other day while I was a bit intoxicated, Ben and I performed The Cyclops Touch it was both romantic and informative.

by Daylesford Boys October 9, 2012

cyclops

Used to describe a person you would be in a relationship with if only something had been different.

Logic of origin: One-eyed love; one I'd love.

You: Adrienne and I have always been really close friends. She's basically my cyclops.

Other Person: What? What do you mean?

You: She's the one I'd love.

by Joshua Hall April 13, 2008

cyclops

1. That one gay guy from Xmen. what a fag
2. A penis, the head of a penis
3. One-Eyed Monster

1. Cyclops is such a fag.
2. WTF! i see yur cyclops peeking out yur pants
3. bitch ass cyclops killed my family

by [e-mail] June 1, 2006

cyclipse

When you squint at the eclipse without proper eye protection and lose vision in one eye, leaving you with only one good eye, like a cyclopse.

Dude blinded himself in one eye watching the eclipse, and became a cyclipse.

by NeologianPJG August 22, 2017