Cumstapated

The inability to climax during sex, commonly caused by a high level of toxicity in the body.

We were going all night long and because i was so cumstapated, I just had to fake it.

by blingblongbling March 16, 2010

Cumstered

Being used as a cum dumpster

OMG, Sally, I was cumstered at the frat party last night by like everyone.

by Purple_Nurpl July 17, 2015

several cups of tea

A euphamism for sex - used paticularly in polite society and/or public places.

Often employed as a cover-up for a sentence already started.

Mr Parry's daughter is so hot! I really want to have se... veral cups of tea with the postman. What?

God, I'm so frustrated. I haven't had se... veral cups of tea today.

Tonight I'm going to get several cups of tea, even if I have to PAY for it...

by thesvenhunter October 17, 2006

Silky cups

A group of indie teenagers who pride themselves on being an exclusive group. They enjoy pretension and obnoxious music.
They also enjoy crowding Broadripple Bagel deli and bragging about doing obscure things in obscure places with obscure people.
They frequently don unusual clothing and declare it vintage. However, much of their clothing comes from Urban outfitters, Hollister, or The Gap.
Every 6 months they dispose an old member to let in new blood, nevertheless, the booted old member generally rejoins the fold after bribes and flattery.
In closing, lame group of individuals

Girl: Did you see those Silky Cups ?
Boy: Yeah they look like a bunch of idiots.
Girl: Do you think we should let them know?
Boy: Nah, they're happier not knowing

by Old Friend November 22, 2007

double cups

Having two cups, usually styrofoam but also solo cups, and usually full of "Drank" aka "Purple""Purp""Lean""Purple Swag" and finally "Houston Juice"/"H-Town Juice". Born in the H-Town Houston, Texas some of the other Sothern states have gone away from the cups having to have Drank n just fill the cups with whatever. But in Houston, we still fill them Double cups with that Purp.

Hey yo Homeboi, I kno u bout to sip them Double Cups at this party right? Bout to be Slowed n Throwed tonight!!!

by Young Meklo July 31, 2012

capstone

A paper assigned in Modern World Fiction class that is about 8-9 pages in length that requires students to write about a bunch of crap that women discuss in their free time. We're supposed to fill 8-9 pages with our thoughts about our experiences and whatnot but its really quite pointless and cuts into one's masturbation and quadmate torturing time. Most people get stuck at the 1.5 pages mark and cannot continue to write due to their sudden development of chlamydia.

Mike: this capstone paper sucks
Teddy: word

by mike xie December 10, 2006

Cumstipation

A back up of semen due to a voluntary or involuntary period of abstenance.

long distance relationships can give one a severe case of "cumstipation"

by Rarch August 21, 2008