cuntastrophe

A catastrophic event that occurs as a result of someone's cuntish (selfish, mean, horrible) actions.

I can't believe that she broke the TV when she threw her shoe at it, what a cuntastrophe.

by Olia March 23, 2008

Cuntistan

A fabled land ruled by a cuntcess

Ivanka Trump is a cuntcess of Cuntistan

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

cuntasaurus

A female girlfriend who's constant nagging is unbearable.

I can't stand Sheila, shes a cuntasaurus

by Jay B. July 10, 2003

cuntastrophy

1) A disgusting, disaster of a vagina.
2) An utter cluster fuck of a calamity, usually involving a number of females.

1) I removed Susan's trousers to discover a cuntastrophy.
2) The result of the wrong turn I took at the gym, the one which led me into the girls rugby team's shower room, was a horrifying cuntastrophy.

by blakeibus November 1, 2006

cuntpus

Term of abuse. Female genitals + pus (mouth). Originates from Perth/Dundee, East Scotland.

oi cuntpus whit the fuck are ya looking at?

by radge baxter October 10, 2006

Cuntesque

An adjective that is normally percieved as very bad. Describing something or someone using the word 'cunt' in a pejorative way. 'Cunty' or 'Cuntesque' behavior, taste, style, image, etc.

Oh, man. Staind? That band is just cuntesque.

Yack! Did you see that chick? Just cuntesque.

by el_flaco January 22, 2011

cuntistry

The art of practicing cuntish behavior to the level of a Stepford Wife. Possessing the unique skill of using the vaginal orifice to disembowel a man whether in practice or speech.

My ex-wife canceled my little girls birthday party without telling me and rescheduled it until after I had to leave the state, after I flew all the way there just to attend and paid for it.

She has taken her cuntistry to a whole new level.

by Red Butterfly Wings January 12, 2012