Usually occurs during a threesome that is hurriedly increasing in pace.
The sex is so hot and the men want to bust so bad they lose their heterosexual male sense of boundaries
E.g. begins with a double-team, proceeds to double penetration, getting smashed and a double down before the finale.
What happens is cum from opposing sides intersect in mid-air (crossfire part.1)
If the males don't retain their sense of boundaries soon, they will suffer a nightmare they will never forget (crossfire part.2)
The sex is so hot and the men want to bust so bad they lose their heterosexual male sense of boundaries
E.g. begins with a double-team, proceeds to double penetration, getting smashed and a double down before the finale.
What happens is cum from opposing sides intersect in mid-air (crossfire part.1)
If the males don't retain their sense of boundaries soon, they will suffer a nightmare they will never forget (crossfire part.2)
Girl double downs, gets her hair pulled and head pulled back.
Both guys then blow their entire loads, and globs of hot man-juice begin to cover her face.
Then!
The guys are in such a hurried daze they forget where they're pointing.
As loads of cum from both guys intersect in mid-air, creating mini-cum explosions like the interception of a missile...
their cocks start to waver from pointing at her face and swerving towards each other; the girl goes from object of desire to being caught in a deadly cum-crossfire
(In some cases it ends here when the males realize they are moving towards a collision course)
But the sex is so hot loads of cum begin missing her face and ends with the guys eventually pointing at each other.
The men trade man-juice; what was strictly a heterosexual porn act now becomes a homosexual act.
Both guys immediately go flaccid, run home and cry in their beds.
The End.
Both guys then blow their entire loads, and globs of hot man-juice begin to cover her face.
Then!
The guys are in such a hurried daze they forget where they're pointing.
As loads of cum from both guys intersect in mid-air, creating mini-cum explosions like the interception of a missile...
their cocks start to waver from pointing at her face and swerving towards each other; the girl goes from object of desire to being caught in a deadly cum-crossfire
(In some cases it ends here when the males realize they are moving towards a collision course)
But the sex is so hot loads of cum begin missing her face and ends with the guys eventually pointing at each other.
The men trade man-juice; what was strictly a heterosexual porn act now becomes a homosexual act.
Both guys immediately go flaccid, run home and cry in their beds.
The End.
by jinxlan February 21, 2010
Get the Crossfire mug.A person, usually of the hardcore religious right, who uses the word of God to further a political agenda; similar to a fundie. e.g., Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, George W. Bush, etc.
by die7fox May 22, 2005
Get the crosstitute mug.A person who likes to be average at everything, and good at nothing. A person who exercises often, so that they can get better at exercise. Someone who puts in many hours of effort, without understanding the difference between training and exercise.
Important facets of a crossfitter are: self-righteousness (they think they invented barbell training, HIIT and circuit training), conformity (oh, we have to get the £90 reebok trainers and wear pull-up socks? Mkay) and delusion (oh, your warmup is my workout? Really? Do you even lift?).
Most importantly a crossfitter is unable to tell the difference between criticism aimed at an over bloated organisation that promotes under-trained 'coaches' teaching people to complete complex olympic lifts, whilst fatigued, as fast as possible, and themselves.
Important facets of a crossfitter are: self-righteousness (they think they invented barbell training, HIIT and circuit training), conformity (oh, we have to get the £90 reebok trainers and wear pull-up socks? Mkay) and delusion (oh, your warmup is my workout? Really? Do you even lift?).
Most importantly a crossfitter is unable to tell the difference between criticism aimed at an over bloated organisation that promotes under-trained 'coaches' teaching people to complete complex olympic lifts, whilst fatigued, as fast as possible, and themselves.
Guy 1: 'Where the fuck has Dave been? I've not seen him in ages. All I see on facebook is posts about WADS or something, and he hangs around with these douche looking people with tribal tattoos who seem unable to keep their shirts on'
Guy 2: 'Oh, hes a crossfitter now. He should be back in about 9 months to a year.. Or however long it takes him to tear his rotator cuff then realise crossfit is a massive cult and he has the strength of a 11 year old girl'
Guy 2: 'Oh, hes a crossfitter now. He should be back in about 9 months to a year.. Or however long it takes him to tear his rotator cuff then realise crossfit is a massive cult and he has the strength of a 11 year old girl'
by DoYouEvenLiftXfitters January 20, 2014
Get the Crossfitter mug.ATi's answer to Nvidia's SLI dual GPU setup.
Integrates Two ATi graphics cards to produce a highly efficient render.
Integrates Two ATi graphics cards to produce a highly efficient render.
"Plug in a Radeon CrossFire Ready graphics card and a compatible CrossFire Edition card, or a second compatible CrossFire Ready graphics card to unite ultimate multi-GPU gaming power."
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by James Knight July 16, 2008
Get the Crossfire mug.The act of performing sexual favors to a priest, most often as a penance during the sacrament of Reconciliation.
Her: And those are my sins, Father.
Priest: In order to receive forgiveness by the Lord, you perform the act of crosstitution. Suck on my balls for Jesus' forgiveness.
Priest: In order to receive forgiveness by the Lord, you perform the act of crosstitution. Suck on my balls for Jesus' forgiveness.
by FatherBishop69 August 20, 2009
Get the crosstitution mug.A sexual act in which two people stand with their asses on eac h side of a third person's face who is kneeling. Then, simultaneously both standing partners shart on the kneeling partner's face. Thus creating a "crossfire".
This can also be known as "the double barrel".
This can also be known as "the double barrel".
by Wussmonster March 2, 2010
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armando: yeah man i know i wish i was as cool as him. :(
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