Crocodile Cum

A phrase to refer to an incident where someone has faked an orgasm, similarly to how "crocodile tears" refer to someone faking sadness.

I thought my boyfriend had the orgasm of his life last night, but it turns out it was just crocodile cum.

by AhnikSaur March 30, 2020

Crocyoin

Go search it up, it's basically Kakyoin from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders - Battle in Egypt (Part 3). It's basically Kakyoin but his head on 2 crocs. Why was this made? I literally don't fucking know but it's still funny if you're a weeb

Jotaro: "Good grief, where's Kakyoin gone?"
Polnareff: "More like, CROCYOIN!" *awkward French laughing*

by ChiefBokMalo May 26, 2020

dirty crocodile

A crocodile that doesn't clean up after itself

My friend offered to show me his dirty crocodile, but I wasn't sure what it was so I ran away. Now, I am on urban dictionary realizing my fear was irrational.

by erockefeller October 2, 2020

Commando Crocodile

A comic created by Matty Shub, the comic appears in in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: No Brainer, having an Australian crocodile going on adventures and bla bla bla. The comic was flagged by a parent because the crocodile wasn't wearing pants.

Library Book Challenge Form:
Name of Book: Commando Crocodile: Tunnel Vision
Author: Matty Shub
Reason for challenge: crocodile is not wearing pants

by George Hiffy November 6, 2023

Lyle Lyle crocodile

The hottest voice out there. He’s so pretty and makes the best lalala

Lyle Lyle crocodile is a crocodile and loves being human

by BiscuitToesOwO March 18, 2023

crocoshet

cool guy

Hey, what's up crocoshet?

by crocoshet July 14, 2010

Crocodile tears

A false display of emotion.

Her upset was just crocodile tears. She really didn't care.

by apopheniac August 16, 2009