croc

A bullshit 180 degree gay jumping headshot with a glock normally performed ejecting from a ladder, through a window, (You happen to be running behind a group of 5 teammates)missing all 5 tammates and although you are wearing kevalar, helmet, full HP all 3 shots from the burst hit you directly in the face. The odds of it happening:
1 out of 9999299199939991, but it still happends to you once every map. The performer is a classic n00bie, running while looking at the ground, getting lost in firefights, camping in the wrong direction. He has a score of 1-23 (thanks to you) and has only been playing for one week. He dosent know what the console is, or how to bind a key. Has no idea what PWN is, or even what it is used for. He has a spray that you have seen 3 other people use that day. After he kills you, he dies from his own idiocy because you told him 'kill' in console was a secret cheat to kill other players.

After he completes all this he says "n00bie I fr3aking 0wn3d j00!!!" unfortunalty his mother didnt give him enough attention as a child (he is 9 years old hasnt hit puberty yet) he has a small wiener, and he squeakes over the voicechat. You can't do anything about it but piss and moan like a jerk.
- then the admin banns you -
Welcome to my world =
stupid glock. you can only do 88dmg with it. (one kill - 18hits) You would have better luck using the flashlight.
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croc

A bullshit 180 degree gay jumping headshot with a glock.
..that was bullshit...cheat...liar...what a croc!!!
by Anonymous March 21, 2003
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croc

A derogatory term for a person, or persons with an intellectual disability, such as autism or down syndrome. Often used to shame a person for an act of stupidity or physical embarrassment.
look at that kid, he can't even kick a ball, what a croc!
by Flabba98 February 11, 2019
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croc bite

A sexual act. A woman spreads her legs, and the man proceeds to perform cunnilingus. Then, the woman slams her legs closed, in the style of a crocodile biting someone.

Coined by the It's All It's All Up To You podcast.
Last night my lady gave me a croc bite, and now my neck is in immense pain.
by Your Shark January 05, 2011
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croc shot

similar slug bug. this is a game in which participants punch each other in the arm upon first sight of a person wearing crocs.
(some kid is wearing neon green crocs)

*punch* croc shot!!
by el maynay October 13, 2010
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Croc Block

When someone stops or prevents another person from buying or wearing crocs shoes.
"Man, I really wanted those crocs shoes, but Bill got in my way. He is such a croc block."
by juliman November 05, 2012
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Croc Block

When you go out in a group and one of your friends wears crocs, thereby preventing anyone in the group from getting tail.
"Omg, I can't believe you let her go out in those tonight. Total Croc block."
by Srizie January 25, 2009
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