Crapsturbate

Masturbate while taking a dump; Fapping and shitting at the same time.

The other day I was so horny that I decided to crapsturbate in the public bathroom.

by Anonymous Billybob Joe January 15, 2008

Capstone

A torturous heart-aching program created by the devils themselves, The College Board. The College Board are a bunch of saggy old people thinking of ways to ruin the lives of thousands of teens all around the world. Capstone isn't as heartwarming as a literal stone with a cap, it is as stressful as being a democrat in the Trump States.

Jerome contracted AIDS, HIV, and Down Syndrome due to the constant rape by AP Capstone

by PissedOffCapstoner November 23, 2016

Chapstique

The guitar player for the band Family Force 5.

I went to a Family Force 5 concert and saw Chapstique playing his guitar.

by Alana [is a panhead] (= May 1, 2010

Capsaicin

Capsaicin is a natural chemical found in spicy peppers. It is found in pepperoncini peppers, hot cherry peppers, jalapeño peppers, cayenne peppers, habanero peppers, ghost peppers, Carolina reapers, Pepper X, Plutonium hot sauce, and more. The hotter the pepper or chip or hot sauce, the more capsaicin it has and the higher the scoville level. Don't just jump right in to the spiciest peppers and hot sauces. Slowly build up your tolerance. Capsaicin is good for your heart.

I tried 5 hot cherry peppers. Hot cherry peppers have a scoville of about 2,500 to 5,000. That's not a lot of capsaicin. Red devil is delicious and has a scoville level of 800 to 1,200. Cayenne peppers have a scoville level of 30,000 to 50,000. Habanero peppers has a spice level of 100,000 to 350,000 scoville. Carolina reaper has a scoville level of 1,400,000 to 2,200,000 (about 1/8 the level of pure capsaicin). Pure capsaicin is 16,000,000 scoville.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022

mad capsule markets

1.a name given to a distributor of Betaphenethylamine.
2.a japanese punk/J-rock band, originally started in '85 under the name of Berrie. The earlier mad material was basically hardcore punk with a melodic edge, until the release of the 1996 4 plugs, which was more rap metal and industrial inspired. the group are currently on hiatus and are working on solo projects.

1.alright mate, you got any Betaphenethylamine?
2.mad capsule markets are your new fave band.

by KDB December 12, 2006

Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC)

A devise one must insert into their rectum upon learning the secret of the space-time continuum, whereby the mental energy required to process these thoughts outweighs that of gravity itself; and creates an unstable void in our very universe. The anti-matter suppository capsule combats this with copious amounts of radiation.

*smoking weed alone in basement:

hits large bowl; *thinks about the origins of the universe

*universe begins to impode upon itself
*sticks Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC) in rectum
*all is as it was... except now incredibly high

by xavier wells June 12, 2012

crapshack

A crappy, poorly built and maintained house, often referred to as a shithole.

by Anonymous May 31, 2003