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Crapple

Noun. A juice mixture of cranberry and apple.
In this heat some crapple would be just what I need!
by Birdnerd_2010 July 23, 2024
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sour crapple sauce

1. When sour crout and apple sauce are mixed together.

2. Often an exclaim when something is dropped or messed up.
1. "Hey, I just made some sour crapple sauce, if you want any?"
2. "(Sour) crapple sauce! That was not supposed to end up on the ground!"
by Discombobulation Kat August 31, 2017
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Crapple

Me and the boys are doing shots of crapple.
by anonymous July 2, 2022
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crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.
1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.
by ewee October 4, 2012
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crapple

An uncommon sarcastic/derogatory slang term for regular golden apples (aka "gapples") in Minecraft, often used by players to emphasize their inferiority compared to enchanted golden apples (aka “god apples” or “notch apples”).
Nah this kit server lets you go in with a stack of crapples every time
by Requirments April 30, 2025
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Bobbing for crapples

When you are sent to scoop chunks out of a porta potty
My boss is such an asshole he had me bobbing for crapples again today
by Seanito69 July 24, 2018
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Crapple

Describes how much apple iPhones suck
Man iPhones are such peices of crapple
by Iwonderboyi June 29, 2021
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