CHAIR FORCE

A military force of men who specialize in fields that involve sitting on chairs strategically.

CHAIR FORCE: THE ARMY THAT SITS

by CHAIRFORCE2 June 6, 2018

Bro Chair

A comfortable chair located in a department store or boutique, strategically positioned to allow tired bros to rest while wives or girlfriend shop.

Oh yes! Just when I thought I was going to collapse I found a sweet bro chair at Nordstroms.

by jlfour January 4, 2015

Cairn

1. Incredible man of perfect posture. Their jokes are absolute Bangers and they’re an outright hilarious person. An absolute man magnet as well as incredibly cool. When they aren’t being hilarious they are being incredible at everything else and being VERY manly. What’s not to love about this incredible human being.

2. The name of a pile of rocks found on top of hills. Often used to signify the highest point or to provide Hansel and Gretel like directions.

1. “Cairn is quite possibly the most hilarious person I know. Last time he cracked a joke I almost shat my pants.”

2. “I have decided that I am going to go camping with Cairn beside the nearby Cairn.”

3. “Did you know that there are only 128 people called Cairn in the world? It just shows how lucky someone is to know someone of such status.”

by FuckYouIzzy September 30, 2019

chair dance

grooving and making dance like motions while seated.

Kevin can chair dance like a penguin in water.

by Yehuda1967 December 16, 2006

The Boyfriend Chair

When boyfriends go shopping with their girlfriend eventually he will have to sit in The Boyfriend Chair.
The chair by the changing rooms where the boy will sit, waiting for their girlfriend to come out with many tried on clothes.
It's one of the most boring things you will ever go through

P.S. This experience doesn't only aply to boyfriends

"I took Suzzie out shoping sunday and I had to sit in The Boyfriend Chair for three fricking hours!"

by Rosemarie ventiroso September 27, 2007

Chair to keyboard interface error

1. Cryptic means of telling a person they don't know how to use their computer.

2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.

Calling Tech Support over an obvious computer solution such as an unplugged monitor not turning on.

"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."

by Insubious December 9, 2008

comfy chair committee

This describes people who have a comfortable, privileged existence and go online to denounce cops and troops over not shooting someone in the leg who is trying to kill them!

Yes, that cop should have used pepper spray and called the comfy chair committee.

by I, Wreckerrr December 24, 2020