counterie

a meal served in a front bar over the counter during meal times (Aussie slang)
help soak up the bevvies

lets go grab a few bevvies then soak it up with a counterie

by ziggy jay February 28, 2009

countriest

People who hate people from other countries depending on where they are from. The often believe their country is the most superior and demean any other country in comparison to their own. They catagorize the people in the country as one huge stereotype and assume their personality and intelligence (usually assume negatively) based on where they are from.

These people are ignorant themselves for they make vague assumptions and refuse to accept people or things from other countries without actually knowing who or what they are.

Common countriest sayings...

"Americans are Rednecks."
"Italians are Greasy."
"British are snobs."
"Canadians are weak."
"(insert country)s are (insert stereotype)."

by Blakester December 6, 2006

Countess

The act of giving yourself a Stranger while wearing a large amount of jewellery on the hand in order to simulate being jerked off by a female aristocrat.

I can't wait for the jeweler to fix my bracelets to get fixed so I can give myself a Countess

by Redharc October 14, 2018

counties

fake money
made in regular printer
traceable to marker
not good when wet

i just bot some pringles with them counties

by t. fibby June 28, 2005

Countryside

Killing George Bush, get it, get it?

Lets go commit countryside

by Olly Moss April 3, 2003

Cuntress

CUNTRESS

WAY worse than calling a girl cunt.
Its like a lioness or princess. Ultimate.
Spoiled bitch.

Jody:I think your such a faggot, get out of my house.

Joshua:Why are you such a Cuntress right now?

by Joshua Danger August 22, 2008

Countretto

Adj. Slang term for when someone has both a country and ghetto vernacular.

"Did you hear Phil talking? That boy is so countretto!"

by BetnarNyx September 16, 2017