john cortes

giga chad (extremely extroverted)

you talk to other people like you are a john cortes

by xXGabinator69Xx June 21, 2021

Christian Cortez The 3rd

This man was known for killing all the niggas and niggers in Japan on 6/8/1797.He screamed the N-Word and said Wigger and predicted Obama and called him a NiggaNiggerBigger

Damn that Nigga shit that Nigga like Christian Cortez The 3rd

by Monke68 May 24, 2022

Hell-frontal Cortex

Part of the brain that stores all memories of a strict, religious childhood. The phrase "Your going straight to hell", echo's through your mind when engaging in certain activities (i.e, laughing at dirty jokes, engaging in sex acts with someone or alone, cursing, reading definitions in the Urban Dictionary, etc) The fear of hell, fire and damnation is alerted in your memory, but usually not strong enough to prevent "sinful" activities. There is no way to successfully remove the Hell-frontal Cortex. There is a theory that one can commit an act so horrific that a lightening bolt from the sky will strike. There are no survivors to verify this theory.

"Every time I get a tattoo, my Hell-Frontal Cortex tells my brain that I am going straight to hell. Then I think, fuck it, and have sex with the tattoo artist. YOLO!"

by Preachers Daughter September 9, 2015

The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

Tylers favourite midnight snack

Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

by Lewis. E August 28, 2023

corked

A wine that is flawed due to a damaged or broken cork, thus failing to preserve the wine over time.

A proper phrase to say when indicating that a wine is defected would be "pardon me, I do believe this wine is flawed". However, a slang phrase of a similar meaning would be "yo, this shit is corked!"

by Luis246 October 12, 2005

Cortez

Basically basically the most awesomest guy ever he's smart and fufunny.He's very athletic he's very many great fufunny.He can cheer you up whenever you're sad he smells often and brings light to the world he is very loyal and he hates to hurt anyone that you love and who that he does he loves with the passion

Wow .... I really need to find me a "cortez"

by Ace_121312121312 April 27, 2017

Corten

This is a person who demonstrates a large amount of nonsensical insaneness. In addition to his personality, his sense of style is somewhat toolish. If you see a corten, snap a picture. Corten's are extremely rare in nature and you can tell they are near by their incessant flatulence.

I knew Corten was here, because it smelled like cologne and dog-fart.

by hobbafloosawhatsit August 17, 2011