Jumping Convent

to change your mind

This girl all about me for 3 months, then she suddenly decided to start jumping convent.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher January 24, 2023

Coventry

Known as the city of culture. Mixed with loads of people from different ethnics. It does have many famous backgrounds the football team was good back in the day. It's had a part of film history recorded there such as the Italian job, nativity, world war 2 documentrys... Many more.

Coventry is a known area during world war 2. most notable for the famous city's cathedral bombing. Also famous for thy lady godiva. The city also full of university accommodation/ university students. It is like the old saying a concrete jungle. Has a very good mixed range of music taste you'll hear loads.

Now the city is also known to be full of chavs, Has a high rate for stabbing/robberies. High crime rates. A lot of drugs running around. If you are also from Coventry you will hate the ring road and junction 3 via m6/A444. The worst bit is it's known for areas fighting fighting each other. (Sometimes even at there own football games) yep there are alot of fights... but well that is Coventry you don't mess with them people. Also known for the chavvy accent. (Cov accent sounds slightly american/British/Chavvy mix blend to it) but not everybody is like that only a Coventry geeza. It ain't really slang all the time well depends on who you meet really.

Overall over all the doom and gloom can be a nice city not everybody is bad. it is a standard city on the upgrade.

Someone from Coventry normal accent
"Ey up mate what time is it"
"Ey up pal where can I catch the 13 buzz from"

Typical cov chav normal accent. Normally youth
"Yes then brav wat ya saying"
"Yo dat girl is piff ya dun know"
"Yo pass me the zoot fam"

"That geeza got lynched ennit"

Normal cov people bit more older
"Yes mate lets go fatty Island"
"Fuck me mate that was buzzin"
"You alright derick"

"You're looking pretty dappa"
"Omg mate that was sick not gunna lie"

Olders
"Ey up mate fancy going bull and butcher for something to eat."

"Hello duck"

"Need to go get some fuel"

"Catch you later buddy off to central 6 off with the misses to get some clothes"

by Gangster 1 of da best yet full December 21, 2019

convention-drunk

1. when one has been in a constant state of drunkeness over the course of several days (almost mistaken for symptoms of alcoholism);

2. drinking as if it were your job (but occurring on vacation).

3. see crunk, trashed, plastered, FUBAR, shitfaced, swampy

1. I was convention-drunk this past weekend.
2. I can't wait to get convention-drunk in Puerto Rico!

by Si Sless January 18, 2010

Armenian conveyor belt

When a man is having sex with another man who is being penetrated by another man, who is being penetrated by another man etc, etc.

"Fine then............ forget the bride. Just a groom and his groomsmen, Armenian Conveyor Belt, bup bup bup bup"

by Hurley6178 September 3, 2014

concentration tongue

Much like drummer tongue, the act of unconsciously sticking the tongue part way out of the mouth while performing any task requiring concentration.

Billy must find colouring difficult: his concentration tongue is sticking out.

by Chibi Jeeb December 27, 2010

Chij Katong convent

Where most educated lesbians who are good in literature and arts are born

Your a chij Katong convent girl? That explains alot

by #smeggzy August 15, 2021

Coventry Shower

When you rip a massive shit and instead of wiping away the remaining dookie from your bumhole like a civilized adult, you hop in the shower and send those little turdlets down the drain.

Eric, we are running low on TP, so you better take a Coventry Shower to tidy up your anus.

by Mizzlebone September 3, 2021