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Contempted

That 1 in a trillion feeling after a mosquito sucks your eye for some bizarre reason. You feel utterly confused and cannot even formulate words.
Man got contempted, look at him. He tried to put a table on his food.
by Luke O'Niggley III October 2, 2022
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contemperphobic

Disdain for modern design. Longing for creations preceding your birth. Uneasy with contemporary urban looks
I'm a contemperphobic when it comes to picking my house.
by rainsom September 9, 2010
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contemplasturbate

1.) The practice of either abusing introspective thought to procrastinate or not contribute to a group.

2.) To seduce and falsely intrigue women by a charlatan, pseudo-intellectual PUA posing as cerebral and deep in thought.

3.) Essentially, the mental raping of another person during a conversation involving one or more parties directly communicating with another party that is avoiding eye contact to stare at the genitals, mouths and the babalons of those he is violating sexually in his own mind in real time.

4.) Systematically imagining the varied subject matter and apparatus to include in one's next meth-driven, epic masturbation marathon.
1.) All men habitually contemplasturbate both in, around, and far beyond the presence of women.
by Dr. Octagynocologist May 23, 2014
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Contemporary Dance

An avant garde style of dance that evolved from Modern dance but can be anything and everything. Often involved floorwork. But not always.

In the words of David Rose "It's a general store, but it's also a very specific store. It's also not just a store, it's like a place where people can come and get coffee or drinks, but it's not a coffee shop, nor is it a bar. Yeah, it's an environment. And yes, we will be selling things, but it's more like a branded immersive experience."
I saw a contemporary dance show and it was amazing but I had no idea what was going on... the whole time.
by Margotf April 5, 2023
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Anti-dis-re-contemporised

Excellent way of creating a new meaning for an old word
Guy 1: Mate, you just contextualised that sentence in an anti-dis-re-contemporised way.

Guy 2: WYeah, I guess I did.

Guy 1: Cool story

Leigh: Dats not a worrrrddddd broooooooooo!

Guy 3: Shut up Leigh
by Raf89 June 15, 2011
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contemplative eater

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org:Americanese)2007: 1. one who does all of their thinking in between bites of of food while staring of into space 2. thinker-eater<~stomach>
by farturohaha January 2, 2009
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contemplative

con·tem·pla·tive
adjective
1. given to or characterized by contemplation
–noun
2. a person devoted to contemplation, as a monk
a contemplative mind.
by Connolita March 28, 2008
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