contarded

Confused and retarded
When a individual doesn't know what theyre talking about.

She is so contarded and doesn't know anything

by josie321 March 3, 2016

Contared

Contared more than retarded used by people named crazy chicken and not knowed by contared people named Daniel benders

Your contared as shit

by Kdjdjxmxm July 5, 2017

Congarted

fat annoying parents who are sheep and let themselves go

"i dont respect my dad cause hes a congarted swine who eats cheeze wiz out the bottle"
"At soccer games some parents can be congarted by sitting in the car instead of watching them"

by golden piglet October 24, 2023

contaste

like (contest) When two guys make a bet of who has the best tasting filling when it comes to receiving oral pleasure from a girl, and they make a wager to find out what the girl thinks.

"Dude, she would give me oral pleasure way before she would give it to you. Let's have a contaste"

by Berrdawg January 15, 2008

comtarded

When your cable company promises to come out to fix your cable TV and Internet, and you apparently weren't home even though you were.

"Sounds like your service is Comtarded!"

by orangegeek May 21, 2008

Condarmed

To be equipped with a condom. Usually as a precaution for the possibility of a sexual encounter, even when no such situation is immediately or obviously forthcoming.

1.
Bob: Man, I totally hooked up with Betty at that party last night. Luckily I was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.

2.
Jack: Dude, I bumped into Jill in the street the other night. We would totally have hit it off, but I didn't have any protection...
John: Unlucky mate... You should've been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it's never a problem.

by Jovian09 June 23, 2009

Contratextualize

To make less sense in specific context than it does in abstract context. The obscuring of a definition by a context that does not make sense.

Lydia and Brian are walking down an empty road.

B: Why are you hanging onto the hem of my coat?
L: Because I'm small and afraid of getting lost in a crowd.

While Lydia's rationalization makes perfect sense in abstract, in the context of not having a crowd to get lost in, her rationalization is entirely misdirected. The sentence of explanation that precedes the sample dialogue contratextualizes.

by JohnKeats February 4, 2014