contriviation

(kuh-tri-vee-a-shon) – the act of contriving (plotting, inventing, scheming); confabulating evidence; presenting information as fact by distorting or misrepresenting truth

The monthly status report was regarded by informed stakeholders as contriviation.

Contriviation was the only plausible explanation for the story given to the police.

Masters of contriviation, they were able to get what ever they desired.

by joescho May 30, 2013

Constipenning

Exhibiting an appearance of chronic constipation. Commonly employed by the actor Sean Penn.

Joe: Bro, you need some senokot?

Bartholomew: Nah dawg I'm just constipenning.

by IRockJohnDoe September 1, 2013

Controversatile

(Adj.)
Lending itself well to any kind of controversy.

"Twitter and other social media tend to be very controversatile.

by SniperOnSunday May 30, 2021

blowa constrictor

When you try to give a blow job but a snake is wrapped around the penis and so you can’t

I wanted to give the zoo-keeper a BJ, but the reptiles got out and I couldn’t. What a blowa constrictor! Not again!

by SnakeLover95 May 3, 2018

Brotherly constriction

Using a flaccid penis, owned by an individual other than yourself, that is long enough in length to wrap it around your own neck entirely at least two times. The owner of the penis then begins to get hard, strangling your neck. As the penis becomes more erect it will begin to crush you throat like a Boa constrictor, eventually breaking the neck. Usually used in a joking manner referring to suicide or depression.

Jim: "Oh my god, finals week is going to be absolutely terrible! I could really use some nice brotherly constriction right about now."
Clay: *has a very large penis*

Clay: "Well sure Turner I'll help you out!"

by bonecrusher99999999999999 April 16, 2019

Kansas Boa Constrictor

A girls riding your cock cow girl style. She drank to much and she starts vomiting. Every vomit causes her vagina to tighten. Resulting in a tight snake like sensation on ones cock.

I got had this girl last night giving me the ole Kansas Boa Constrictor. My cock is sore.

by B. Long/stay hard December 14, 2020

Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...

Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!

by Nickyp August 6, 2014