contabulated

To regroup, to organize your thoughts when your mind is spinning.

I just came home from a long day at work. The house is a mess, dirty floors, dirty dishes, how did the fly get in here? The newspaper is spread all over the rug, the dog is barking at me, the kids are yelling for dinner. Please everyone! Give me just a moment to get contabulated!

by sharw135 April 30, 2011

confarted

according to rabiya

1) Confused and farting and possibly drunk
2) To have farted with
3) Being comfortable on a PIA 747

Etymology:
1) Irish/Pakistani
2) Italian/German
3) Pakistani

1) Liam was very confarted after a few drinks
2) I confarted Scott
3) I was not very confartable on the PIA 747

by Miron Man October 6, 2008

Comfable

So comfortable/laid back it looses a syllable.

These fuzzy pajama pants are so comfable

by Pierce Drake February 24, 2011

Confauxmation

When someone says they will be somewhere, confirming via text or email, then mysteriously fails to appear.

"Where is Pat? He sent an email saying he would be here."
"He sent you a confauxmation."

by pegasus99 November 24, 2013

Confartation

(noun) A confrontation that ensues between two or more people after one has (intentionally or unintentionally) broke wind, usually to express displeasure regarding the alleged fart. Confartations rarely turn violent.

Guy 1: *sniff* Nigga you farted?
Guy 2: Nigga why you up in my shit? I farted in my pants not your face. Don't make your good sense of smell my problem
Guy 3: Hey are ya'll having a confartation?

by Qui Vive May 19, 2014

confapulate

Canfapulate comes from the word confabulate, which means to engage in a conversation. But confapulate differs from confabulate such that you fap with the person you are having a conversation with.

Joshua and Ralph decided to confapulate and see who could cum first while no one was looking.

by Braided Asshair March 1, 2017

Confubering

When you’re tying to order an Uber, but you’re totally confused about where TF you’re headed.

Wait, I can’t listen to you right now, I’m confubering.

by Marinchicks December 14, 2018