compallo

short for "compulsory allo"

like comphet, except for aromantic/asexual people
comes from allosexual and alloromantic, which mean that someone experiences sexual and romantic attractions

person one: i headcanon zenitsu as aroace
person two: but isn't he married to nezuko?
person one: compallo's insane, man

by anonymous #69420 September 25, 2021

blood compass

Especially useful for adrenaline junkies, and those who love all things to do with the great outdoors. If some crazy maneuver, jackassesque like stunt, hard fall, or animal attack results in blood you now know you should adjust, prepare or tweak your attempt #2 (or #3-100) accordingly. Hence the event that rocked you to the point of bleeding has become your blood compass.

"Damn! Did you see how bad Gavin road-rashed his face after attempting that small-margin-for-error landing from skydiving with skis on?"

"Yeah, he got fahked up! That move is definitely his new blood compass now."

by swissmisz September 12, 2014

Inverted Compass

A professional Dota 2 name , They are known for their distinct way of play .

Guy1: Let's gank pa , we don't want her to be farmed !

Guy 2 : We are playing against inverted compass , the real carry is crystal maiden !

by Dimitri2222 May 6, 2015

theory of comparative girls

When a halfway-decent looking girl hangs out with a very unattractive girl in order to make herself look attractive.

"Did you see that picture with Emma last night? She looked so hot!"

"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."

by warriorlax1220 November 6, 2011

Texting company

When your alone and bored so you text someone for some company. They are called "texting company".

Texting company:
Jack: How r u Jil?
Jill: M gud, r u txtin me caus yr aftr txtn company?
Jack: Yeah, im all alone n sad :'(
Jill: Leave me alone you weirdo

by Jimmety Cricket June 28, 2011

Pleasure Leisure Companion

It'one of a kind. Better than friends with benefits, while not being in a commited relationship.

- How long have you been together?

- Together wtf?
- I though he is your bf.

- Ah no. He is my Pleasure Leisure Companion.

by darisha_231 March 20, 2021

Comp Stomp

A game, usually in RTS games, in which real-life players are pitted against more, less or an even amount of computer-controlled players.

Usually this involves playing the maximum amount of allied human players vs. one enemy computer because the computer is easy to kill when outnumbered. Unfortunately, during these kinds of games, BackStabbers exist, who will wait until the computer is dead, look unsuspicious and then attack the remaining players with a huge force, all under the players' noses.

"I destroyed a comp in a Comp Stomp last night."

"That unsuspicious-looking backstabber killed us all after we killed the computer!"

by Mehro May 15, 2005