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Getting comfortable with the dogs in the closet

Secretly getting high
The family had come for a visit so I was getting comfortable with the dogs in the closet.
by NubQueen November 25, 2020
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Mr. Comfortable

That one member in every group of friends who eventually becomes far too accustomed to taking advantage of their position. This is expressed in a number of ways, including but not limited to:

-- Shitting in another member's bathroom, except in an emergency.
-- "Bumming" cigarettes, to the point of simply taking them from a pack at their leisure, without asking, and conveniently "forgetting" their own pack at every gathering.
-- Drinking the beer from the pitcher of another, with zero reciprocation. Also applicable to joint smoking.
-- Showing up uninvited, simply due to the knowledge of another member being present.

These individuals will continue offending the group until confronted with their behavior. This will often lead to an indignant response, designed to make the person confronting them feel guilty, and continue to allow the behavior. An organized shunning, or even total group exile is another possible outcome.

Also; Miss/Mrs. Comfortable
"Ahh, goddammit, everybody hide your weed. Mr. Comfortable just pulled up."
by Retired 1800 Enthusiast January 7, 2017
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Cumfortable

The act of cumming and pulling up your pants simultaneously to avoid getting caught having a wank.
Lucky I got cumfortable right before my parents walked into my room.
by mike.tython May 6, 2014
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Comfortably Uncomfortable

When you decide not to let unpredictability or uncertainty affect you and your future—you have come to terms that you have got to live with chaos, no matter how disruptive it can be in putting up a brake to your life’s goals.
Instead of blaming events or things that he’s no control over, John has learned to be comfortably uncomfortable in coping with life’s challenges—he doesn’t let bad breaks or misfortunes affect his attitude towards life; instead, he’s grateful that he can rely on God’s wisdom to overcome whatever obstacle comes his way.
by MathPlus July 20, 2018
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Comfortable shoe brigade

Lesbians!

When someone is a lesbian, they are a member of the comfortable shoe brigade.

Plays on the stereotypical doc martin wardrobe of the lesbian community!
She's a member of the comfortable shoe brigade!!
by Dawdle March 19, 2009
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Comfortable in my own skin

Being confident is the key to feeling comfortable in your own skin, and it’s obviously easier said than done. Confidence comes from within, and developing your confidence means feeling good about who you are, where you are, and what you have to bring to the table.
Comfortable in my own skin you can't get me down.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 24, 2019
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getting comfortable

a term for having sexual intercourse that is usually used around children
"Is this movie appropriate for them?"
"No, they're starting to have se- I mean, they're getting comfortable ."
by Margarine Butter August 25, 2016
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