Stephen Colbert

Stephen T. Colbert, more widely known as Stephen Colbear (The T's are silent, and they stand for truth!) He is the O'Reilly-esque host of the Colbert Report, Comedy Central's response to media pundits, mostly Bill O'Reilly because he is easy to satirize.

Stephen Colbert: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! But I've got oven mits. This is the Colbert Report.

by James Johnson December 2, 2005

commercial

desperate attempts too fool people into buying someones products/services. morality is totally parallel to this. anything goes as long as it achieves it's goal of increasing sales (including lies, exploiting subculture, using stupid annoying songs because they stick to your head etc.)

- this commercial says that this (whatnot) increases 98% of (whatever). you think they actually did a study bout this..?
- probably not, but it's just a commercial..
- does this mean they can lie to people?
- pretty much..

by zoster October 10, 2008

Condom Commercial Kid

A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.

"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."

by arka May 23, 2008

colberism

A word invented ,or a saying, by Stephen Colbert.

"It would be the Lincolnish thing to do" is a colberism.

by kerojack August 3, 2006

coomer

A name typically seen in the boarda of 4chan. A coomer is someone who is addicted to pornography and masturbation to the point where their whole life is affected by it. Coomers' life orbits around excessive masturbation and often affects their personal relationships.

John: Why didn't you show up at class?

Kyle: I was horny and decided to stay home and jerk off.

John: Damn, did 4chan turn you into a coomer? It will start affecting your grades.

by POLACK September 4, 2020

Chamber of Commerce Weather

Any type of sunny weather that would attract visitors to your city. In Atlanta, that means 65 degrees and sunny on a Saturday in February.

We had a client team come in from Detroit on Friday, and due to the Chamber of Commerce weather, they just wanted to go to Park Tavern and drink all afternoon.

by IrishMike February 19, 2008

Commercialing

When you have to take a commercial flight to get somewhere. An industry term used by airline employees to describe their transportation arrangements. When you take a flight with a payed ticket instead of nonreving or jump seating .

I’m commercialing out in the morning to start my trip. Did you deadhead in? No I commercialed in.

by Dancerooster April 18, 2023