Calissa

Calissa is the type of girl who loves to do things outside. but she is also stupid so when she goes outside she dies instantly

guy one: omg it’s calissa

guy two: let’s go camping
-two days later-
guy two died

by Bubblysnoman March 27, 2022

Big Russ and the Colossal Twats

Russell Crowe's little known rock band.

Did you know that Russell Crowe has a rock band called "Big Russ and the Colossal Twats"

Yeah, he also owns the world's third largest beat farm

by bolingollimbombo February 11, 2017

colisha

Butterfly ninja zombie slayer master of the world.

Did you see how effortlessly she just took out that zombie?! She's a total Colisha.

by colisha June 26, 2014

Colossal unit

A big fucking rig

Damn that niggas a colossal unit

by Nibba869 May 21, 2018

colossal panda

An Asian man that unlike his friends, is rather tall (roughly around 3 foot 4.) However his penis is still of Asian size. Instead of ingesting bamboo through his mouth, he has evolved to feed through his knee cap.

English Man: Wow that Asian's kinda tall
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee

by BOWER February 6, 2007

Colossal

Used to describe a series of calamitous events that occur over a short period of time, that are either intrinsically linked, completely random, or fall somewhere in the middle.

Joey: Dude you won't believe what has just fuckin' happened to me over the last week!

Bret: What?

Joey: Well on Monday I got fuckin' burgled by pikey's. On Wednesday I wrote my car off. On Saturday my missus split with me cos I go no fuckin' money or car anymore. Then to top it off this morning I slipped up fell in some fuckin' douche!

Bret: Fuck man! Thats fuckin' colossal!

by Steeman February 14, 2006

Colossal Fuck

Colossal Fuck - An insult towards a tremendously slow and overweight person who's weight may exceed 300+ pounds of body fat.

Wow, that guy is one colossal fuck.

You're a colossal fuck!

by ThyAwesomePossum November 1, 2013