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An amazing cosplayer that's really cool. Their really talented and creative. Their TikToks make people smile.
Hey do you know that_one_cosplayer07?
Yeah I know them, I follow their TikTok page.
by Oh no it's fine May 29, 2021
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coldplay

1. A shitty newb Brit band that thinks they're the greatest band in the world, as claimed by Chris Martin.

2. A band that fails to realize they suck, and that they should bow down to the likes of Radiohead, U2, Oasis, and Depeche Mode.

3. Any band capable of producing/performing fucking annoying music, as demonstrated by their song "Clocks" - which redundantly cycles the same scales of notes for the entirety of the track.

4. A band in which any of its members give their children stupid names like "Apple"

5. A band that relies on simple riffs and time signatures, lacking the complexity that bands like Radiohead are capable of writing in the their sleep.
"Haha Greatest band in the world? You guys gotta me shittin' me, you stupid Coldplay!"

"This song must be by a Coldplay because it's driving me fucking insane."

"Hey, that sounds like an easy song to play/write. Is that a Coldplay track?"

"Oh, you named your kid Orange? So you must be part of a Coldplay."

"This can't be the work of Ed O'Brien. It's got the simplicity of a Coldplay."

"Thom Yorke has more skills on the guitar, piano, and vocals than the frontman of this Coldplay."
by Guitar Goddess November 10, 2008
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Coldplay

A euphemism for role-playing necrophilia. Recipient cools body temp down to as chill as possible. Disgusting.
Fancy a bit of coldplay tonight, darling?
by KMFCP September 30, 2020
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coldplay

a wonderful band.
go see a concert its beautiful.
in an awesome way.
look at the stars
look how they shine for you
and all the things that you do
by der der der September 14, 2005
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coldplay

The best band in the world, with amazing lyircs and Chris Martins soothing voice. One of many great British bands.
'In my place, in my place...'
by Perri January 26, 2005
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COLDPLAY

The most amazing, pure, and refreshing music around today.
"Shit what is this music?"
"Coldplay man, heard of them?"
"No, but they're so refreshing it feels like I just stuck my head in a bowl of ice!"
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Coldplay

: A band famous in Europe.
: Chris Martins band.
: The most amazing band in the universe.
: Known for amazing concerts.
: Albums like Parachutes, X&Y, Rush of Blood to The Head,and just recently Viva la Vida.
All the guys: So what do you like to do?
Sarah: Listen to Coldplay.
All the guys: Dang, I want that
by Websters Encyclopedia October 26, 2008
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