Cockoon

It's a snuggie or a slanket with a hole cut out for the penis. Th wearer can cover everything but their cock.

I'm going to get in my Cockoon and cover my face for some instant/portable glory hole action.

by Goatoad January 28, 2010

Cocktooth

(adj/noun)being and ignorant dick/ass/bitch; often used as a comeback towards critisizm or in place of a noun.

turbett says,"Your so gay".
then you respond with,"your such a stupid fucking dickhole cocktooh asmunching cockworshiping cockmunk mother fucker that no one likes/loves or ever will like/love".
or
HEY COCKTOOTH! GET OVER HERE.
or
YOUR A COCKTOOTH

by brandon troxell February 10, 2007

cocktop

The origin of this word is derived from "laptop". An unassuming word that gained popularity through numerous web based porn sites, FB chat and other mindless sites that promote hard don behind a keyboard and a deviant imagination. Can cause complete annihilation of a laptop due to unexpected meatpole bursts that can thrust the users’ laptop inexplicably across the room.

“was online last night and that cumdumpster caused spontaneous "cocktop", blew Grannys’ piehole up like a queer in boystown”

by proguide December 1, 2009

cockdoodle

somebody that just looks like a 6 year old doodled a cock.

man jeff looks like a cockdoodle today

by sillyboy87 September 30, 2012

Cockloogies

Some may call it ball phlegm, but really, it's that sweet babymaking sauce that gets fired onto and into women during lovemaking.

I totally fired cockloogies all over my girl's rack tonight.

by Megatron's Backup February 20, 2013

Cockton

A cockton is the total ejactulate measured in fluid dick ounces. A cockton is 6.125 skeetloads. One skeetload is ~3.7 ML

"Yo, u heard bout lil heffe?"
"Yeah, he came a whole cockton"

by KingSkeetCake May 29, 2016

Cocktoss

Someone who is completely devoid of any and all common decency, or manners, and doesn't acknowledge any wrong doing on their part.

Someone who acts in an idiotic/rude manner.

Did you see that? That cocktoss just ran a red light and almost hit me!

by FBC82 April 16, 2019