Cocknoisseur

Connoisseur - an expert judge in matters of taste
Cock - not bird kind

Cocknoisseur - an expert in the appreciations of cock

He told me "Nice cock, bro"
Well, he shold know, he's a cocknoisseur, went to Uni and everything

by Appreaciater April 18, 2023

cocknut

1: A form of idiocy.
2: An insult to someone or something.

Your a cocknut for destroying my work!

by Jamie Smyth August 3, 2007

Transorbital cockbotomy

To perform a transorbital lobotomy using ones cock.

I'm going to kick you in the nuts and perform a transorbital cockbotomy.

by DiscoDan32 February 2, 2006

cocknotized

When a woman is so caught up with herself that all she thinks about is cock and doesnt care how she gets it, sort of like hypnotized but having to do with cock.

"Man that girl was so cocknotized that she had sex with a donkey last night."

by Tsquared November 30, 2007

Floppy Titty Cocknocker

A fat girl with hugh breast who is also a slut

Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker

by Frank A. Klith July 11, 2003

cocknocker

When the insult "cock" just isnt enough, the insult can be lengthed to cocknocker

"my dear Jeremy, I have decided to finish our relationship because of your inability to commit to me or my feelings. You are truely a cocknocker"

by Don February 12, 2004

cocknose

Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'

"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose"

by bigmeuprudeboy July 14, 2004