Cockchafer

An unsightly guy at a swimming pool with far too tight speedos, in clearly noticeable pain, but thinking the chicks are digging him.

Maybe things could have worked out, but I'm a keen swimmer at the local pool and he was a cockchafer

by mledwards34 June 22, 2011

Cockcaine

When a Wench is giving you a job. When You About To Cum You Put That Shit In Her Nose Then Make Her Snort It...

Originated in Houston Texas When Joshua Del Rio
sucking Dick In The Bayou When The Man

ask ed him if he Wanted Cockcaine But He Misunderstood What He Said For Cocaine...he Said Yeah.
So the Man Came Up His Nose.

I Gave That Bitch Munchkin some of that Cockcaine.

When She Snorted that shit she Was tearing up then she sac Taped me.

by raarooootheshittalkingdog June 18, 2009

cockaraina

a special dance seducing all, the moves include spinning around on your dick

dude last night i did the cockaraina

by tripp and justin made this December 4, 2007

cockhands

A term given to the one unlucky enough to have phallic projections instead of fingers, rather like ten dick digits. This person will usually be really cackhanded, retarded, and a bit of a dickweed.

mohsin :whoah i just realised my fingernails are foreskins!
Callum: "shut up cockhands you fag"

by scallum December 4, 2005

Russian Cockstain

When a girl has two shit you fuck her in the ass until your dick is covered in shit then you make her blow you until all the shit is off of your cock.

Billy gave Martha one crazy Russian Cockstain lastnight.

by Leopold Burns November 17, 2010

Cockstain

Stain left by a king-crab or dinosaur

"Did he say cockstain? What the fuck is a cockstain?!"

by lolwhatlolroflwoot January 23, 2007

cockachino

some kind of caffine drink sold in gay bars.

ya i'd like a double cockachino on the rocks.

by Hooch/Pundar February 23, 2005