Cloud Cover

smegma or similar cheese-funk found around a bellend. Often discovered after not having washed for a while, or have slept with a skank

Pulling your foreskin back to discover a white-cheese like film.
Wah funk-dis cloud cover. i gotta get me some bath bashment

by kroydawg January 20, 2009

cloud

a white thing in the sky that rains

by KinCryos August 20, 2003

Cloud 69

The most euphoric sexual experience imaginable, at least in terms of oral sex.

My god! This is the most perfect head I've ever had. And this pussy is delicious. I'm walking on air! This is literally cloud 69.

by rogerthewhale October 22, 2010

clorox shampoo

Snide way of saying a woman isn't a natural blonde, implying she bleaches her hair.

What do you use in your hair, Clorox shampoo?

by Alex Stockwell August 3, 2007

Cloirth

Cloirth is the term used to express the Cloud/Aerith(Aeris) pairing in the Final Fantasy VII Fandom.

1: Hey, did you see my Cloirth AMV?
2: Yea! Cloud and Aerith make such a cute couple!
1: I know!

by Jokulhop July 30, 2009

Clorox Head

A skank with bleach blond hair who will likely suck your dick for free!!!

Jenny with the tramp stamp and clorox head gave me the best bj'er of my life...

by Rizzle806 January 7, 2011

cloud punch

When you accidently penetrate the toilet paper being used to wipe your asshole, and sink a digit into your Poo-cavity.

Just cloud punched my dumper, now I've got human poop on my finger.

by VICERN January 13, 2014